Ellen Bennett

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She will be busy DCMAing for sure. Of course this will make them all go away.
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The Army isn't even glad to see her
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I'm on vacation having mai hair done lawl!

Who is Ellen Bennett?

She is a Scientology vulture minister who recently went to Haiti to do stuff like stand next to the natives and smile for the camera and steal supplies from the real rescue efforts and hand them out. She really enjoyed her vacation and talks about how people are starving and she stays at a fancy hotel and gorges herself on food.

Youtube

She recently made a video on Youtube which she promply took down after it became apparent to everybody on the Internets that she had stolen the radiation shields from the radiology tent, which she bragged about in her video.

This was predicted by the Youtube community who immediately uploaded it to several different channels. Of course she was not amused by this and filed DCMA complaints against all of them. Soon after, mirrors were uploaded to The Pirate bay, Vimeo and posts on Reddit, Whyweprotest, Youtube and IRC.

   
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When i got into the terminal, i was offered food, water, CHIPS!!! CHIPS!! ahhh i had 3 bags, fritos, doritos and cheetos, they tasted oh soo good. Everything was so complete that there were even complimentary personal care bags that had toothpaste, a comb, shampoo, a little towel, etc etc... Anyway i thought it was just the nicest thing ever to receive us in such a warm fashion, it really did make my travels that much easier so thank you Red Cross for that.
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—Ellen Bennett

   
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Holy cow, I ate a real meal last night. I swear I looked like a starving child that hadn't eaten in two weeks. I had three plates, not one, not two, but three plates of Creole food and afterwards I felt like a cow, but a satisfied one.
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—Ellen Bennett

   
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Mikey, Niko and I found a restaurant in the middle of a slum in Port au Prince. It was the most bizarre thing, as outside there were tent cities and people sleeping under trees. Then right behind this tall gate, there was this paradise of a hotel with palm trees, internet connection and a buffet. The last part was the thing I was excited about.
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—Ellen Bennett

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