Edward Nygma
Edward Nygma
Edward Nygma !!jO0uMe2YWU5 is a tripfag who posts riddles on /b/ in the style of Batman's The Riddler. People trip over themselves until they get the answer right and win some Internets. He is also known as The Chemo That Is Curing /b/ because he posts shit that he makes up himself.
Riddles
You'd rather use me than the fire itself
to keep your stories burning
thick as a brick or a masons block
or several different words for rock
Answer: Thesaurus
Not quite an angel, but over your head
From fallen fruit, I turn instead
Answer: Zenith
The first name of the thawed hero
Is on the crown, unless it's not
and when it's not, I'm not a curve
Either way, I'll get you blurred..
Answer: A screwdriver
The hangman made a thing so bleak
No red, no blue, no cute techniques
Despite the name, it's hard to clear
it's not 2 apples, but shares the year
Answer: Eraserhead
The year with nothing removed
It's obvious I lack a box
Where porcine skin is in the swamp..
All three add up to the real answer, a question that some have asked before
Answer: 28/M/Gainnesville, FL
Try, Try, and Try again
I should be there, not the end
Valor, Power, brains and brawn
Sometimes shattered, sometimes not..
Answer: The Triforce
2 Doctors might have figured out
Just what my name [Edward Nygma] is all about
Answer: Paradox
I'm not a scholar, namely, mostly
Known for terror, blood and boasting
Known for fire, helped with grass
And vessels known for hauling ass
Answer: Edward Teach (Blackbeard)
If yellow, I'd be very bright
But as it stands, I failed my mission
I'm sure I'm in my father's eye
I was out shined by family competition
Answer: The Apple Lisa
If you lived in a shoe, I might be a tail
Answer: Coda
Bloody men made me bitter
But when I left, I lost that edge
Naked, I still make you wretch
But if I'm nice, I'm nice to get
Answer: Chocolate
Most think I was born with the head of a beast
I'm found in that, as well as yeast
Answer: The Letter A
The sky is red, my face is long
and you might think I'm home alone
And taken from my home, I've been
by many, many shifty men.
Answer: The painting, "Scream"
Daddy could throw, daddy could sell
My many bodies sold quite well
The stop where I live was twice my style
I don't disclose quite all my guile..
Answer: The MOS Technology 6502
It was a time to open, four weeks, you could say, per day
Like a famous declaration, but the bad luck added weight
Although he was a traitor, he had a Holy name
9 and 9 still towed the line and met their master's fate
Answer: Mutiny on the Bounty
I began in a big one, and owned one for pets
And the head of the pets, like a wasp or an ant
Could not stop the green one from making a goat
Out me, but you see, it's the street that I know
Answer: Dolemite
A child flew too close, 8 things like his name
If you care, in a way, you won't loose the game
There's four of us, one of us has the same name
Answer: The Pitcairn Islands
I know you found me fallen
Before you could recall
Without me, Bellona's man
Won't look the same at all
Answer: Iron
I could be 5 where the little guys
Do not get pushed and pulled around
But I'd rather be a house that keeps you
Falling on the ground
Answer: Château Lagrange
My latest face was awful
My second face was great
Forget the U, 'cause I'm a DYS
One man's all it takes
Answer: Rollerball (1975 Movie)
You could count my rings
Probably more than is expected
I'm not a tramp, but Minus that
I'm known for misdirection
Answer: Ed Wood
Mercy is not my way
But also not my name, exactly
Skip the flash, but not the date
Unlucky? Not in sixty eight
Answer: The Ming Dynasty
Mother sun has two
I am one, are you?
Lighthearted when I'm safe inside
But go outside? My heart will die
Answer: Radium
I could be level headed
It's true and yet it's not
There's more names you could call me
One is and isn't Scott.
Answer: David Robert Jones
Second boss, 2 doors down
Around that house I could be found
My wives and doors make up my rank
Flying ants have me to thank
Answer: Henry VIII
I am not a Knight
Like my line is not a kite
But actually, I am
Destiny? No, I'm a tiny little man
But not really... who am I
Answer: Salvador Dali
A challenger appears
It is very common in riddle threads that a fag or multiple fags will try to posts riddles that they found on Google. The riddlefags are quick to point out these black person.
Last Thursday riddlerfag posted a very tough riddle; a riddle no one on /b/ could solve (and with all the laff U lose, CP, Cut vs Uncut, and America vs Europe threads who has the time to think?) Anon dicked around too long and countless trolls invaded, which caused riddlecock to get all butthurt and decided he would quit the game. This of course is shit nobody cares about.
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