Cross Country

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Cross Country is the sport of choice for beaners, fags, Guidos, and other athletic rejects. The sport is mostly centered around running 3 miles in summer heat on various slopes and terrains, which almost nobody wants to fucking do. Unlike Golf, it is an actual sport, however. It is also the male equivalent of Softball in terms of homosexuality.

How Cross Country works

A typical Cross Country race is a 5k ( 3 Miles for Americunts) that can have numerous different types if terrain, from the track to open grassland, sidewalks, and marked forest paths. The sport only matters for the top five athletes on the team, where their place is a the amount of points the team get, like golf, the team with the lowest amount of points win.

Faces of Cross Country

The various people who run Cross Country are as follows:

- Beaners (They are naturally good at this sport cause they trained to hop the border)

- Italians (Always trying to one up beaners)

- Faggots (Cross Country is also an underground buttsex club)

- Tards (People wanting to be "OnE oF tHe CoOl KiDz", also pretty fast cause of tard strength)

- Former School Shooters (Just people trying to rebuild from shooter status, pretty cool people)

- Active School Shooters (Training for judgement day, make sure to be on their good side)

- Tyrone's Cousin (Training to run from the cops)

- Athletic Rejects (weakfags that want to get athlete status but failed football or basketball tryouts)

Faggotry

As stated before, Cross Country is the male equivalent, if not worse, of/than Softball in terms of Homosexuality. Most of these people have gfs because they are technically grouped with the chads that can fuck 10 slutty cheerleaders a day, however, it's a way to hide their closeted homosexuality that can only be released in the locker rooms. The common sins you would find in a cross country locker room, from least to greatest are:

- Saying "I love you" to eachother

- Smacking a teammate's clothed ass

- Showering together

- Dry humping while clothed

- Showering buttass naked together

- flashing their 7" cocks and spinning them around

- Ass smacking while butass naked

- Touching eachother's cocks

- Rubbing their cocks all over eachother

- Dry humping buttass naked

- Masturbating furiously in the showers

- Circlejerking in the showers

- Giving eachother handjobs in the shower

- Cornering the freshmen in the shower who are refusing to shower buttass naked

- Running a train on eachother in the showers

- Associating with the swim team

It is also rumored that once in a blue moon, you will find a used condom in the Cross Country locker room. Whether or not if it was used to actually fuck a girl or engage in faggot activities remains a mystery to this day.