Cory Kennedy

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friends with xenu and cokeheads, Kennedy circa 2006

Cory Kennedy, or Cory Kennedy-Levin^✡ is a 16 year old girl who made a burlesque out of herself on the internet.

Her e-fame came after Kennedy met a photographer crack head Jew at a concert at the El Rey Theatre in Los Angeles, California in 2005. He took some photographs of her for his web site and fucked. The crack head posted photos of Kennedy with the title "JFK CORY KENNEDY", and no one cared until Cory claimed she was Kennedy.

Eventually, she was being paid by high-profile nightclubs to show up with her friends and be seen, despite being only 16 years old (the legal drinking age in California is 21), and hanging out with celebrities such as Paris Hilton and Lindsay "Fire Crotch" Lohan.

Her parents had known about her exposure online, but had not realized the extent to which it had grown until the June issue of Nylon appeared. Because Kennedy had been previously treated for clinical depression, their primary concern had been her health and well-being. By September 2006, her celebrity life began to conflict with her home and school life.

Having had enough with her bullshit, her parents had her placed in a boarding school, a "nonpublic therapeutic placement" with limited phone and computer use, although she is free to leave on weekends. Since then, her internets profile has slightly lessened, but she is still making appearances in glossy fashion magazines.

Currently, Cory hangs with Scientologists. She goes along with other members of the dumbfuck Lolscenequeens club for being known for doing absolutely nothing like a dipshit and somehow gaining popularity.

Popular amongst hillbillies from Buttfuck, Ohio and weird foreigners.

See also

• Trust fund
• GayGod
• Scientology

External Links

• TheCobraSnake.com - her and her scenester friends
• Cory Kennedy on blogspot
• Cory Kennedy on MySpace
• LJ Article on her
• LATimes.com Article
• Tread on Ellegirl.nl - Over 300 pages long.