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Colby James/TMBW Biography

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The writer of the Season 3 books. Colby 'Thomas' (Jesse) (Mordecai) "Cyborg" James. Is a real life man who writes the Mighty B! books and he is Autisic and the most funnyst man in New Zealand.

Early Life.

Colby was born in 1996 on Febuary 29th a leap year that does not happen a lot but only 4 years. His fammily are his Father. Steven (David) James. and his mother Karen (Elizabeth) James. and his brother Brooklyn James. the name was british and was very popular.

One time in Hammer Springs on Holiday when it was 1999 his family soon found out he was autistic and caused a behaviour a habbit that caused his problem.

Colby started Cotsworld from 2001 until 2006 when his fammily moved to Prebbelton where he went to Ladbrooks School in 2007 but behaviours came where he couldn`t stop it. He was very trouble. he used to hide and run off a lot where he would not do his work. He in his primery School years didn`t know of youtube was prohibtied in Schools. this was because of bad things. He went through his years from 2007 until December of 2009 where he left to high school.

A strike with his show.

Colby got an obession with the Mighty B! Series and was very fond of it. however in 2010 his brother didn`t want him to whatch it but this made him fight with him until his mother told him to leave the room Colby grew a dislike on St Partricks Day he called Happy F*****g Partricks Day lossers.

Hagley High School and Stalking Kytten.

He was put into 10BD with his teacher Mr Budd at Hagley and there he got bullyed and they called him names like for example made fun of his middle name, (Thomas) from a train show which made him want to kill a boy by the name of Dillon Morgon. Also there he had a big crush on Kytten a girl whom he was attracted to. she didn`t feal the same way for him and he only liked her because of the singing she did. but he still keaped enoying her and made her upset. Colby just couldn`t make a friend with Kytten and still things weren`t quite right at that school so Colby felt cheated one day on a Friday he got mad with her and nearly killed her but he smashed a toilet seat, then had to go to an Office. Colby`s life was misserbel. Later one day he apoligised to Kytten but unawear he was being cheated by her. Later before she left to Unlimted High School. All Colby ever wanted was a big hug from Kytten which she gave to him on her last day and in the end he said good by to her.

He also had a hatrid over the man Steave Prattley who was very enoying.

A bad year and a very hard time and return of his show.

Then he grew a friendship to Sam Conniebear who befriended him and also Jared who tought him everything however one day he grew a hatrid over Mr Budd and called him Mr Mudd. forutnantly for him he is baught to Fast Track and also later he runs off to the city crying and saying he was going to kill that old freek with a knife. But later his mother was not impressed.

But he soon got back his show and turned him good again which was all he ever wanted Mighty B! again. he whached his show which he likes. and was very fond but when the last episode of season 2 came and said The End he was shocked, This made him want to make the new Mighty B! Season 3.

Hilmorton and Revenge on Krista.

Colby however left Hagley because of problems with exams their, so they sent him to Hilmorton, however their he joined Drama but unfortunantly later in term 2, he became love struck by a student named Krista Dawson who didn't return his feelings again like Kytten before, he didn't care until the end of term 3 where there he was pleading to go back to Drama, however with his teacher in the Learning Center now gone and replaced, this became a problem, In term 4 however he grew a hatrid over Krista and wanted to kill her for getting rid of him in Drama, He wanted to through her off a building and if she grabbed onto his shooes he would use a sharp knife and cut off his shooe where Krista would fall to her death, like in the James Bond Film where Necros falls to his death in a simliar mannar, however unfortunantly never happened because if he did that he would go to prison, he said something rude to Krista saying "You know what I think, Your drama perfomance sucks," and yeald "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" very simliar to Mordecai and Rigby in Regular Show when they do it, Colby told her, "I never want to see your face again," which meant he hated her, however durring Hilmorton and his career, he befriended Ethan Johnson, who tought him how to be a bad kid, although however no one liked him but another friend did, and some did, Colby however had to help him, unfortanley Colby wanted to leave because he nearly was going to kill Krista, so he left never to go back again, this however has been a hard life after an 11 year career in school,

Later Life

Colby has tried to go through a hard life and stress, but he now goes not to school since now he is 17 years old, he goes now to CPIT in Christchurch, but only Wednesday's and Thursday only, and the only time is from 8:00 until 12:00 in the afternoon, Colby however still writes his Mighty B! Books and is the best man, although one day he is planning to be a movie star and go to Hollywood and a Kiwi Rail driver, also he has now got a new girl whom he likes, Stacey Hoolahan who likes him back and returns his feelings,

Trivia

  • Colby James was born in Otago,
  • Colby has a brittish acsent,
  • Colby was born in Dunedin,
  • Colby's middle name it Thomas,
  • His nicknames are mainley "Mordecai" "Kai" or as known "Bushboy"
  • He has had fake girlfriends Kytten and Krista, although they never returned his feelings because they didn't feel the same, however the problem was as conserned could be because he is shy and scared, this is why he has a problem with being their friends first and makeing it quick, so no one has yet found and liked him, but he does have only best friends which are only boys, in lower place.
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