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Bitch Had It Coming
Bitch Had It Coming is a colloquialism used to describe a situation when someone is forced into giving another a pair of Irish Sunglasses because their behaviour needed to be checked.
The phrase is mostly used to describe a situation where a man has to regain respect, in a room of his friends, because he couldn't control his woman and a he had to treat her like a Prison Bitch and go to her face.
The differance between a game of the The Bitch Had It Coming and assault is a pair of sunglasses. With The Bitch Had It Coming she can go outside with a dab of makeup, a pair of sunglasses and the excuse her clumsy ass walked into a door. Assault, on the other hand, will get you 180 days in county where big Black men like to feed on women beathers.
The Bitch Slap
The Bitch Slap is probably the preferred ammunition to go to for the uppity bitch or for the meth driven party boy thinking "Talk to the hand" is the ultimate put down.
A bitch slap is more about noise than it is about pain. The proper way to complete one is to use the back of your hand and snapping your fingers like whips on their face.
Done properly, the slap will make a noise loud enough to get that "Oooooh" response from a crowd that let's them know you laid the law down but doesn't leave Mark's on their face that will keep you out of jail.
Our advice, practice on the back of your hand.
Irish Sunglasses
In the words of Merle Haggard, " I told my baby to shut the fuck up with my fists".
Irish sunglasses are usually a tool of the poor Irish or any poor piles of shit that have to make a quick decision such as, Do I waste our last fifty dollars drinking or stay home like the bitch wants? Listening to their testicles, they do what their father would have and put a fist to her eye.
If she still hasn't given up the cash, a second punch is necessary - hence the term Irish Sunglasses
Choke A Bitch
Not for the amateur. This is for someone with a well trained bitch either female or prison.
How it works is if your bitch is misbehaving you tell her It's time to play choke a bitch like it were a game and you hold out a hand for them to lean into until they pass out.
If you're a pimp or a drug dealer you can use your car window for some spectacular results.
Falcon Punch
Better known as the abortion in a can and better than pushing her down a flight of stairs. All you need to do is duck and punch her right in the baby carriage (Stomach). No worries about child support Because you forgot to wrap your orick.
The Tit Hit
If, for some reason, some girl, ever kicks you in the balls, just before you go down punch her in the tit. If done right, you will both be writhing on the floor in pain.
The Ass Punch
Reserved for whores in short skirts. Very simple. Just take a knee behind her and punch her where the poop comes out.
The Pagliacci
You come home to find the bitch cheating on you so you kill her, her lover and yourself.
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