Dylan Marron

Dylan Marron (aka the SJW faggot) is one of the retards that dare call themselves "hosts" of the internet shitfest channel called Seriously TV. The show is pure cringe as it amasses vast numbers of "kys" comments and dislikes that make the like bar be the size of Justin Bieber's penis. The fag himself, Dylan, not being aware of all the facepalms that he evokes, is happy to unbox ("dissect") "Most intangible items on the market" (An actual quote from this faggots video). These include (but not limit to) "White feminism", "police brutality", "masculinity" etc. Since the chance of suicide from cringe grows exponentially as you read along, we advise you to put off all your knives, and other sharp and blunt objects and beverages (Clorox Bleach) you may posses.

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Since nobody really gives a flying fuck about any of the shit this guy has to say and all of his 100 views come from shitposting neckbeards (Chris Chan) that only come there to post inspirational quotes on the plethora of ways a person can go around taking their own life away, the retarded group of lowlife sjw, feminists, and other sorts of faggots that call themselves a """company""" of sorts called Seriously TV have decided they should disable ratings on some videos. This goes without saying, but ratings are not the only disabled thing on their channel.

Our protagonist

Alas, let's get back to our hero of this article, Dylan the fag. loved by some noone, criticized by many, it seems as though faggots hate him the most. The epitome of gruesome intense cringe are gay people saying that he's too big of a phaggot for them to handle. Looks like our hero has somehow found a way to make himself become the ultimate GAYEST PERSON EVER!!!!11. He is so gay that if he were more gay, his anus would turn into a Black hole that would in turn swallow the entire Earth and Solar System, and cause a massive disruption in the space-time continuum that would change the polarity of the universe and cause a massive facepalm collapse of existence itself and fill the universe with gay porn (see: Gachimuchi). In his videos featured on Seriously.tv, he uses a rather "sarcastic" approach to his "hot topics"... using the word "sarcastic" may be a stretch, as the dictionary definition of that word implies that the statement must be funny in some way, a feature all of this cringy content is in lack of. Instead, he comes across as a braindead autistic sjw and a fag bedroom feminazi. He openly admits to hating white people, everything masculine, law enforcement, and everything normal in this world, and """fights""" for his """equality""" in a rather usual way for his kind- by making stupid videos online, wearing the same shirt in all of them, with a fake smile on his face (which is over 9000 on the punchability scale btw), in an attempt to be relatable with neckbeards and idiots as such that happen to stumble upon his video after searching for furry porn on youtube.