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Joe Firmage

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Joe Firmage is an internet entrepreneur known for claiming to have been visited by space aliens in his bedroom. He has spent millions of dollars of his own personal fortunate on UFO research and his companies and projects.

Alien Abduction

In his book, "The Truth" Firmage wrote about an incident in 1997 in his bedroom. "As I was about to snooze, something amazing happened". "A remarkable being, clothed in brilliant white light, appeared hovering over my bed in my room. He had dark hair and a beard, I believe. He looked rather annoyed, and asked "Why have you called me here?"


After his Alien Encounter, Firmage went on to found several other companies including "Manyone" and the "Academy of Arts and Sciences". Firmage claimed that space aliens had revealed to him how to create anti-gravity and space travel.

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