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Tommy Jordan
Tommy Jordan is the best father ever, and also a nominee for 4chan's father of the year for 2012. On February 7, 2012, Sir Jordan discovered a Facebook post from his spoiled daughter, Hannah, complaining about how she was unhappy with her ridiculously easy responsibilities, like making her bed, doing her own laundry, and emptying the dishwasher. Hannah thought she was clever when she utilized Facebook's privacy settings to hide her post from her parents, but she failed to hide the post from the family dog's profile. Sir Tommy discovered the post, and filmed himself emptying nine .45 hollow point bullets into her laptop. He then posted the video on YouTube as well as on his daughter's Facebook wall. Lulz were had by all.
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The eight minute video of Tommy shooting his daughter's laptop was posted to YouTube on February 8, 2012. Within a week, the video had 25 million views. In the video, he sits in a wooden chair and reads his daughter's Facebook post, then gives his own commentary. He is employed in the IT industry, and is well spoken with a sexy Southern drawl. If you just want to see the death of the laptop, skip to 7:10.
Possibly the cherry on the cake in this stirring video is the fact that Sir Tommy announces he is not only going to shoot up his daughter's laptop, but he is going to charge her for the bullets he uses in doing so, before proceeding to open fire on the machine while counting off the bullets as they rack up the executioner's fee, just to really increase her amazement and dismay. (In doing so, he was continuing a fine old traditional IRL Troll started by Saddam Hussein, who would have traitors shot and then invoice their bereaved and terrified families for the ammo.)
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