Caillou

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Caillou was a television show that is overhated by some lusers. The show was rated the #1 show for children because it introduced them to the real world and made them feel sorry about themselves because the show tried to offend as many people as possible.

History

The show is based on the books by Hélène Desputeaux. She made this in the year of 1993 after she had an idea of making the show while putting her mouth on someone else's vagina. She decided to constantly annoy people and troll them by making a show they would hate. It took them 7 years to develop the show but it finally happened in 2000. The show ran for 4 (or 5 in some countries) seasons, made within 13 years. In 2010, it was cancelled because screw this.

Characters

• Caillou: The main character of the show who constantly enjoys having sex with Leo.
• Rosie: Caillou's younger sister who was a rape victim of the lesbian pedophile Ms. Martin.
• Boris: Caillou's pedophilic father.
• Doris: Caillou's bisexual mother who sells Marijuana.
• Gilbert: Caillou's retarded cat who he killed once.
• Leo: Caillou's homosexual boyfriend.

Theme Song

I'm just a dick whose four Each day I grow some more I like exploring my mommy So many fucks to give Each day there's weed to smoke I'll have sex with you I'm Caillou! My cock is growing Changing each day My mommy and daddy fucked me cuz I'm gay Smoking weed is not so tough Except during a sex orgy But there's some cocks to suck and I'm Caillou! Caillou! Caillou! I'm Caillou! That's Me!

Episode List

Season 1 (2000-2001) 1. Caillou's homosexual pilot 2. Caillou loses his bae 3. Rosie fucks a whore 4. Caillou the Cunt 5. Caillou the Penis 6. Leo Grows a Vagina 7. Caillou gets drunk 8. Caillou Kills Dora (Dora Crossover) 9. Caillou's Playschool Shooting

Season 2 (2001-2003) 1. Caillou's Cancerous School Dancerous 2. Caillou Kills Rosie 3. Caillou the Serial Killer (Halloween Special) 4. Rosie's Lesbian Sex Orgy 5. Caillou's Weed Farm 6. Leo gets AIDS 7. Santa Sucks Caillou's Cock (Christmas Special) 8. Caillou's Temper Tantrum (New Years Special) 9. Caillou pees his pants 10. Boris and Doris Divorce (Valentines Day Special) 11. Rosie dies from Rabies 12. Caillou's Offensive April Fools Day (April Fools Special) 13. Caillou gets Penis Cancer

Season 3 (2003-2006) 1. Doris Dies (Mother's Day Special) 2. Boris Dies (Father's Day Special) 3. Caillou the Orphan 4. Leo Dies from AIDS 5. Caillou the Orphan Shooting Victim 6. Caillou in the Hospital 7. Caillou joins a Motorcycle Club 8. Caillou's Homosexual Thug Life 9. Caillou Blows up Fireworks (Independence Day Special) 10. Caillou Sucks Clementine's Cock 11. Caillou joins Encyclopedia Dramatica 12. Caillou's Last Penis Supper (Thanksgiving Special) 13. Caillou Dies from Cancer

Season 4: Adventures in Hell (2008-2010) 1. Caillou's Gay Return to his Family of Penises 2. Caillou Fucks Saddam Hussein 3. Caillou's Hellish Sexual Orgy 4. Caillou Fucks Adolf Hitler 5. Two Boobies and a 69 6. Caillou the Tortured 7. Leo gets AIDS, again 8. Caillou gets Penis Cancer, Again 9. Caillou Fucks Osama Bin Laden 10. Caillou Attempts Escape, but Fails

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