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Devin Patrick Kelley

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An angry, violent, wife beating, child abusing young loser from Texas drove 35 miles to shoot up a church, killing 26 people and injuring others before getting into a high speed chase with police, getting shot and dying at the scene. At this point not much is known of Kelley other than he served four years in the military before being dishonorably discharged and court marshaled for physically assaulting both his wife and child. Apparently he had a colorful history of violent stupidity, aside from just beating his wife and child and yet somehow he managed to pass a background check and purchase a gun, which seems to indicate a serious flaw in the way background checks are done, or what (if any) relevant criteria is compiled into them. I mean, here's a thought; if someone is so violently stupid they attack their own child... probably not a smart idea to sell them a firearm.

 
 
In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.
 

 

Nobody Could Have Seen This Coming

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Oh, wait a minute. Here's a fun thought; if you have someone friended on social media and they unexpectedly start posting pictures of guns just completely out of the blue... probably not a good sign. Especially if they happen to be a loser, socially awkward, a virgin or Muslim.