Wizard101

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Wizard101 is a generic cash-grab "Free to Play" MMORPG from Kingsisle. This game strives to engulf anyone who's fucking retarded enough into spending countless amounts of money with Mommy's credit card. In our low-budget adventure, we create our ugly-ass avatar and pick our usual fire, ice, storm, myth, life, and death. Due to it's greedy nature, this game is truly unplayable without the use of money.

Business

Wizard101's CEO is dumber than a sack of dog shit.

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Pouring the victims of Wizard101s' money down the drain, leading to much butthurt and loss of members.

Community

Unsurprisingly, Wizard101's community is utter shit. It is mostly built up of Od'ers , Mysterious edgelords who think that they are cool, Manchildren who dropped out of school, and people who complain about the game dying.

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Relevant Community Members
  1. BlazeLifeHammer - [Real Name:Nathan Henton] is a 20 year old Wizard101 YouTuber who has unfortunately received over 130,000 subscribers. Due to the nature of his content, along with his monotonous voice, He leaves nothing new to be found. His brain-dead fans will follow anything he says and may even try to edit this wiki.
HeatherTheWizard

HeatherTheWizard[Powerword: Lisa Rampani] is a 46 year old hag who attempts let's plays. Despite being called out multiple times, she still remains active. Her fanboys probably jerk off to her thinking that she is young Animu girl with black hair. At this point, Heather looks like she would be better off sucking dick in the back of an arcade.

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What she wants to look like
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What she actually looks like...EEWWWW

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