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Matthew Nicholson
Matthew Nicholson is your basic, 28-year-old, Basement-dweller that decided that he should shoot his mother, Lydia Nicholson, in the face because she broke into his room and caused him to lose a game because she had to ask him if he had any plans for the day that didn't include him sitting around all day, stinking up the place playing Call of Duty and jerking off to animu that would have him getting out of the house such as getting a job or maybe talking to a girl.
The Shooting
Matthew Nichokson was another millennial whose life had been neutered, at the time of his birth, because his Mommy And Daddy didn't love him enough. It was their fault, he didn't finish high school, their fault he couldn't go on to education, their fault that he couldn't move up to better positions at his job at a movie theater and advance out of that job ofbeing that guy that runs around with a paint scraper cleaning up gum off the floors. Like so many before him, Matt decided that it would be best for him to live a life playing video games and bitching about his parents until opportunity decided to show up at his door and hire him at 500k a year after seeing him pwn noobs and build his settlements up like a pro, thanks to cheats, in Fallout 4.
Like the Autistic little bitch he is, Matt had gotten angry for one reason or another, most likely someone pwned his ass midgame and gave him one more teabag than he felt was fair.