Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Nao/April 21, 2011

Aboriginals are the niggers of Australia. They are the most primitive animals on the planet. They are typically called coons, boongs, abos or black cunts by every Australian. The proper name for a young aboriginal is Lake Angel. All Aboriginals sniff petrol, it's the indigenous equivalent of going out and earning a living. It is said that the reason aboriginal folk have two different sized nostrils is because one is for diesel and one is for unleaded. One of the reasons that petrol sniffing is so popular is that it requires no complicated paraphernalia such as pipes and bongs, one simply gets the petrol, and sniffs it. It is as yet unknown whether this holds some unknown cultural or spiritual significance for the true owners of the land, however the white man, on his neverending quest to bring the Abos down, has implemented plans to roll out a so-called "unsniffable" petrol fuel across Australia in order to prevent this beloved and harmless tradition. (more...)

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