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Asperger's Syndrome


Asperger-monsters are the most self-centered, selfish pieces of shit on the planet. Devoid of empathy, social reasoning, social context, or self awareness, they are subhuman meat-calculators, who live to collect and catalog items like barcodes and bottletops. Common symptoms of Assburgers include failing at social interaction, failing at communication, failing at getting a job, failing at life, failing at hygiene, becoming obsessed with obscure cartoons or video games, and breaking out into fits of rage when their routines are interrupted.

In reality, Ass Burgers is an attempt by Dr. Hans Asperger to worm his way into the history books by labelling people who are simply assholes with a fake mental illness. (The name itself is a euphemism for what he called "Autistic Sociopaths"). Like all mental illnesses there is absolutely no physical evidence that it actually exists. -- Now, if you're an Asspie and you know it, flap your hands!

(( FLAP, FLAP! ))


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