Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Nao/March 12, 2012

Rush Limbaugh

Rush Limbaugh III, El Rushbo, Mount Rushmore, Santa Rush or Jabba the Rush is a sweaty, wrinkled mass of neoconservativism and hate that wobbles about the human spectrum desperately searching for the first born children of liberals to feast upon. Most famous for translating Mein Kampf into English and re-titling the book as The Way Things Ought to Be, he spouts brilliantly fucktarded views to the point of lulz, insensately clogging his arteries with cholesterol and bad politics. Occasionally, Rush even attempts to be funny on his radio show and fails miserably every time, causing the resounding clasps of facepalming to echo around the world. He waddles about the Jewnited States of Americunts, shaking its very foundations with every fat ignorant step, shoving cigars into his slobbering mouth like they were the black cocks he so very craves.

((AN AMERICAN HERO PWNT BY LEFTISTS))

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