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Zeta Toy

A Zeta Toy is a dildo which mimics the exact shape and size of an animal's cock. Popular among furries who, lulled into an entirely false sense of normality by the echo chamber that is the Internet, have dropped all pretense and coyness with regard to their zoophilic tendencies.

(( THESE MAKE FOR GREAT GIFTS ))
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