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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/December 12, 2012

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Plush Pedobear

HEY ASSHOLE! WHY BE THE LAST OF THE COOL KIDS ON YOUR BLOCK TO OWN THIS CLASSIC PIECE OF INTERNET HISTORY? GET YOUR FATASS RIGHT OVER TO DESUTOYS SHOP AND GRAB UP ONE OF THESE EXQUISITE AND EXCLUSIVE 12 INCH PLUSH PEDOBEAR DOLLS! 12 INCHES? BITCH THAT'S MORE THAN WHAT YOUR DICK WILL EVER BE EVEN ON VIAGRA. THEY SHIP IN LIKE ONE OR TWO DAYS AND ARE TWENTY BUCKS! "MAN, I COULD GET FIFTEEN CHEESEBURGERS WITH THAT DOUGH" YOU SAY? FUCK YOU, WHEN HAS A PUSSY CHEESEBURGER TRIED TO MOLEST YOUR LITTLE SISTER?

(( YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT ))
Part 4 of a series on plastic crap


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