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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/December 6, 2012

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Fleshlight

Fleshlight is a sex toy made for people who, for some reason, lack the ability to use the perfectly good hand that Mother Nature has given them to use to simulate the feeling of sex. With “2 million dollars spent in research and development”, it is money well-spent to satisfy the pathetic needs of basement dwellers, whilst laminating their V cards in the process.

(( CHRISTMAS ALONE? ))
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