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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/December 26, 2012
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It's December 12th 2012 at Sandy Hook Elementary school, and a messy haired youngling is drooling and making a glitter covered seasonal card for mommy. His teacher walks past and ruffles the innocent tike's hair as he adds another piece of dried macaroni and dreams about meeting Santa Claus. Suddenly the child's face is blown off and his brains splatter across his Christmas card, adding the finishing touch. The person holding the smoking Bushmaster XM-15 rifle was Adam Peter Lanza, who decided that mass killings were the hip thing to do and just wanted to fit in.
