Encyclopedia Dramatica:Thizzlehat Junction Center/Archive/27

August

The Last American Hero

A challenger appears: Rockne Newell of Saylorsburg. Newell had some junk in his yard, didn't mow the grass, tried to repair a bridge without paying a shakedown to the local construction mafia, and to top it all off, defecated in buckets. The town's solution? Make him homeless! But instead of pulling an Aaron Swartz Rockne decided to go down to his local township meeting and earn his 72 virgins.

Meanwhile, the same township has its model tenants two miles to the southeast, the Turkish radical cleric and his Muslim sect (including the pet microbiologist...) People came from Turkey to protest his effort to make the country an Islamic state and the police told them they couldn't walk along the side of the road. [1] Some say the reports of automatic weapons fire and roving helicopters are fabrications...

With the balance of payments reversed, everything has gone on its head - the Muslims are the enlightened burghers, the Americans are the crazed religious lunatics huddling in the mud. Surely the country has to end sooner rather than later, and once it does --- there will be no one to snatch away from Newell the title, Last American Hero. Wnt 01:17, 6 August 2013 (EDT)

ask.fm

	“	A source at the Sun, which on Wednesday described ask.fm as a "suicide site", told the BBC it would cancel the advertising package which saw an advert for the paper's new online service appear on the site. It had said the men behind ask.fm were "troll kings" on its front page.	„
	— BBC

Several large companies are among those pulling adverts from social media website ask.fm, after the death of a teenager who was bullied online. • Mr.Jonzz 17:48, 9 August 2013 (EDT)

That's fucking hilarious - TheTroks 12:23, 10 August 2013 (EDT)

A Voice For Men versus Manhood Academy

Everyone knows I lack skill in writing lulzy articles, but I think I at least have a sense of knowing when something has the POTENTIAL to be lulzworthy if covered by someone with adequate reporting skills. I am attaching to the right a picture taken during a recent livedebate that took place 4 days ago (audio here) which one party wrote an article about 2 days ago here. It has to do with a Men's Rights site leader discussing whether or not Manhood101.com qualifies as PUA or not.

This along with MRA interaction with Feminism is seriously lulzworthy internet dramas and I don't think we cover it adequately here. I can't make this funny, I lack the sense of phrasing, but fuck, someone can do it, and it should be done. Untapped market here. 15:34, 11 August 2013 (EDT)

UK Actor outed as Youtube 'Rape Rapper'... :D

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-23723555 • Mr.Jonzz 04:38, 17 August 2013 (EDT)

I have no jewtube/video ability on my phone, can somebody please see if they can find this shit mirrored, worth a write-up IMO • Mr.Jonzz 17:40, 17 August 2013 (EDT)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZ2_AdvIqzw -- Talk to me|Contribs 18:07, 17 August 2013 (EDT)

Needs more than a write-up --- does anybody realize how much the internet is going to fucking suck when the spies and PIs get finished trying to get everybody fired who has ever used government-unapproved humor? People will be defecting to the Taliban for the freedom, man, the freedom. Wnt 01:21, 21 August 2013 (EDT)

OhI URL "Hacking"

Just noticed something interesting...
http://cache.ohinternet.com/images/3/35/Nice_guys_always_finish_last.jpg
https://images.encyclopediadramatica.es/3/35/Nice_guys_always_finish_last.jpg

DeHippo apparently never changed the sub-folders around, they're exactly the same! LOL Unfortunately from what I've poked around at so far it only works with images that were KEPT on the new site, so like if you check images they're not presently using, like nyah:
http://cache.ohinternet.com/images/7/78/Grow_a_girlfriend.jpg
https://images.encyclopediadramatica.es/7/78/Grow_a_girlfriend.jpg

Then it comes up dead/404 on OhI's side.

I'm not entirely convinced though that the images are ~totally~ unavailable via URL "hacking". I'm going to keep on poking when I've got some free time, maybe I'll get lucky. --Onideus 07:44, 21 August 2013 (EDT)

The URLs are based on the first 2 characters of the sha1 hash of the file. --TKN 12:07, 7 September 2013 (EDT)

LifeInACamp Suicidal? Is He Faking It To Get Sympathy Or Not?

All I know is it started out as an Anonymous supporter of MrRepzion mirrored this video and Brian accused me of being him. And then the next day, MrRepzion is battling with LifeInACamp and Megan on a three videos from 10Phoenix01, resulting in one of his video being false flagged down for copyright and another for privacy complaint. I am surprised by this drama seeing that it is coming from a guy who threaten Zaiger and many other on Facebook in the past and now he claim he is a victim of cyber-bullying. What you think about this drama? Is he pretending or is it for real? Mirrors II 03:56, 22 August 2013 (EDT)

Don't be fooled. LIAT, along with Megan, will always be full of crap. And the whole bullied-by-MrRepzion and suicidal drama he's posting is just another attention whoring lie for his braindead fans to believe everything he lies about. Ivo Robotnik: SnooPING AS usual I see! 06:47, 22 August 2013 (EDT)

LIAT Abused Comment

	“	I WAS FUCKING ABUSED BY MY FATHER AND HAD A SHITTY TIME GROWING UP IN SCHOOL CAUSE KIDS PICKED ON ME SO FUCK YOU ASSHOLE! THERE YOU HAPPY! YOU FUCKING HAPPY KNOWING WHY I HAVE SO MUCH ANGER! GO TO HELL	„
	—LIAT as LifeInACamp pissed off as always on YouTube, making an ass of himself.

Either he's gone in a mental rampage or just plain butthurt. Ivo Robotnik: SnooPING AS usual I see! 01:29, 23 August 2013 (EDT)

I believe anything I read that's in ALLCAPS... • Mr.Jonzz 01:49, 23 August 2013 (EDT)

Big Red

Would anyone know if we have coverage of this belle? This feminist is a bit of an internet sensation lately, both for her original outburst and her subsequent drama claiming to be the victim of death and rape threats. 17:39, 26 August 2013 (EDT)

There's quite a bit of good potential article subjects in the "feminist community", individuals as well as various groups, like that whole "Slut Walk" group/gatherings, that's been spreading all over the country in the past couple years. They're very ripe for trolling too, awhile back I posted a *single* image on one of their FB groups and it instantly exploded into a 200+ post thread in less than four hours...with NO follow-up replies! o_O

--Onideus 21:20, 28 August 2013 (EDT)

well, would you look at what was made a few days ago: Big Red...-- Talk to me|Contribs 21:36, 28 August 2013 (EDT)

Russia Today doesn't care about these leaks cause Anonymous™ wasn't responsible

	“	Then we would never have published this story, we will edit it. Thanks	„
	—RT on how they only care about internet leaks if Anonymous™ is responsible

Me Ne Frego! 19:33, 28 August 2013 (EDT)

September

Yet more St. Louis Drama

As if the St. Louis page wasn't fucking long enough, enter this sign.

I hope a nigger steals their bike. --SadMonkey 00:00, 6 September 2013 (EDT)

Also, here's a wiki hack, when you start a new subsection adding "=" as the first and last character makes the post appear twice instead of use H3 headers. --SadMonkey 00:03, 6 September 2013 (EDT)

I'm suspicious as to the veracity of this sign. It smells fake. Even if someone really did print it out and put it on a telephone pole, it may have been done intentionally to look bad. Too many odd typos in there. 05:25, 9 September 2013 (EDT)

Honey Badger Radio

I think this would make an interesting article. I don't know if individually these three are lulzy enough to qualify, but now that the trio has given themself a superhero name, something talking about them would be drama-inducing since they're a bunch of female Men's Rights Activists going to war with Feminism. If I didn't think so before, noticing their use of fursonas in their second group promotional video is straw that broke the camel.

Group is composed of Girl Writes What (aka Karen Straughan) and Typhon Blue (aka Alison Tieman or possibly Asha James) and Oneioros Grip (aka Della Burton) according to their promotional videos.

YT accounts: GWW / TB, not sure if OG has one. Podcasts are hosted at BlogTalkRadio mixed in with other AVFM stuff, hesitant to post direct links because fucking BTR autoplays them which is fucking annoying especially if you're the type to like to download. As far as I can tell the five episodes so far (they record Thursdays, sometimes get uploaded by Friday) are (right click to save as, direct links):

1. Aug 15 about Cathy Young
2. Aug 22 about A Witch Hunt in Atheism? related to "Atheism Plus"
3. Aug 29 about Dr. Phil and the Feminist Inquisition
4. September 5 about Rape as Political Currency
5. September 12: no recording, hasn't aired yet

Came across MRAsExposed in the comments section who protests about GWW and John the Other who edits the A Voice For Men web site. Haven't watched vids yet so unsure as to nature of criticism. 05:52, 9 September 2013 (EDT)

September 12 will be about Feminism's Pimp Hand (tonight at 9pm) 14:35, 12 September 2013 (EDT)

spam accounts

when you're getting 50 new spam accounts per day, might want to look into a better CAPTCHA #justsayin -Uberfukken 17:23, 10 September 2013 (EDT)

Template:Rainbow not working on firefox with blinkies

Template:Rainbow is no longer working on firefox. The template no longer blinks. It needs to blink, thats an ED tradition, somewhat.-- Talk to me|Contribs 23:00, 10 September 2013 (EDT)

Modern browsers no longer support blinking text because it is fucking annoying. --Mantequilla (talk) 16:51, 18 September 2013 (EDT)

lol sup

how's it going --Mantequilla (talk) 16:22, 18 September 2013 (EDT)

not much, glad ED is back - DL | _^talk | _^contribs 16:29, 18 September 2013 (EDT)

¡Viva España! -Uberfukken 16:36, 18 September 2013 (EDT)

Puta puta que. Atomicnumber27 16:39, 18 September 2013 (EDT)

Good. I went ahead and asked the admin of KYM on thier wall there if they could run a script to change all their links "to prevent link rot." -- Talk to me|Contribs 16:41, 18 September 2013 (EDT)

To quote Gary Glitter... "It's good to be back!" • Mr.Jonzz 10:05, 19 September 2013 (EDT)

Update on KYM "link rot":Done, most if not all links were changed to .es by an admin!-- Talk to me|Contribs 10:22, 27 September 2013 (EDT)

email

Still .se? -Uberfukken 16:44, 18 September 2013 (EDT)

nm, i think this answered it -Uberfukken 16:49, 18 September 2013 (EDT)

Yeah they're gonna be changed to .es, will be all set probably sometime tomorrow. --Mantequilla (talk) 16:50, 18 September 2013 (EDT)

tumblr/blog not working

you may have to go into the tumblr setting and fix the custom domain to .es, though i haven't used tumblr since a year ago when i deleted mine, so it may have changed, especially w/ yahoo in charge now.-- Talk to me|Contribs 22:53, 18 September 2013 (EDT)

yes yes it's on my list of things to do. --Mantequilla (talk) 16:14, 19 September 2013 (EDT)

ED subreddit

it would probably be a good idea to fix the sidebar links on the ED subreddit.-- Talk to me|Contribs 22:53, 18 September 2013 (EDT)

Spreading word of our new domain

Should a sysop speak to the Daily Dot, Gawker, or some other media source in order to spread word of the domain change and possibly create a reliable source about the latest domain change for Wikipedia? --JuniusThaddeus 06:50, 19 September 2013 (EDT)

I'd like to see hipcrime quoted as a reliable source on Wikipedia. • Mr.Jonzz 10:03, 19 September 2013 (EDT)

• lol <3 Jonzzy. :) as for Wikipedia, this tweet should suffice, even though it is a primary source:

<a href="https://twitter.com/ED_Updates/status/380427320739127296"></a>

-hipcrime 18:57, 19 September 2013 (EDT)

Can't help wondering how many fags with articles think ED died and celebrated? lol fail. ^{Are you butthurt?} _{BAWWW here.} 19:29, 19 September 2013 (EDT)

I'll write up a short write-up stub here, but will need some help finishing it: User:CrackRabbit/ED.es PR Draft-- Talk to me|Contribs 20:10, 19 September 2013 (EDT)

Here's what I've got so far, and likely all that I will write of it, please add to it:

Encyclopedia Dramatica would like to announce that we have switched domains from encyclopediadramatica.'''se''' to encyclopediadramatica.'''es'''. While the new domain, at .es can usually be confused with .se, it should not be that hard to remember unless you're a total fuckwit. The new domain, like the old one is HTTPS-certified by GlobalSign nv-sa, so you don't have to worry about nearby stalker neighbors eavesdropping on your lulz addiction.

-- Talk to me|Contribs 21:18, 19 September 2013 (EDT)

Can't believe I had to get the link off from ED's Steam page after fucking with noobs in CoD. ••General Niggerson 05:56, 22 September 2013 (EDT)

Can we have "meme" and "memes" added to Mediawiki:Globalkeywords?

It would really help people to find us when looking up a meme that we have articles on.-- Talk to me|Contribs 19:13, 19 September 2013 (EDT)

LIAT quotes on ED's maintenance

Go here to check out LIAT's quotes on ED down for maintenance. He thinks he successfully took it down but in reality he's just a lying glutton that keeps dreaming. Ivo Robotnik: SnooPING AS usual I see! 10:46, 20 September 2013 (EDT)

RC fix

this is understandably not very high on the priorities, but would it be possible to fix  RecentChangesED and  ED_NewPages? also as a heads up (if nobody has noticed it by now), the bot in #ed-logging still points to .se instead of .es when it spits out info - DL | _^talk | _^contribs 02:38, 22 September 2013 (EDT)

ED Archives

Can there be a new release sometime in the next few weeks pls?-- Talk to me|Contribs 08:18, 22 September 2013 (EDT)

Waterproof iPhones

http://news.sky.com/story/1145439/waterproof-iphone-advert-owners-fooled • Mr.Jonzz 09:59, 24 September 2013 (EDT)

Kanye vs Jimmy Kimmel using memes

Someone is hilariously driving Kanye West to lose his shit online, resulting in the latter attempting to answer back by using Spongebob quickmemes and shitty demotivators... and failing miserably in the process.

And yes, just as the twatter notifs are saying, the content is horrible and life scarring. - Vinland 21:57, 26 September 2013 (EDT)

lawlsuit

We're getting sued for the asalieri article :D --milwin 08:29, 30 September 2013 (EDT)

Oh gawd I hope I'm named somewhere in it! Why couldn't he have waited, the dirty little bitch! I can't afford to register any trademarks until my lil land deal closes and that's not until the 10th. After which I'll effectively be openly exposed as the seeming "owner" of Encyclopedia Dramatica (in name anyway). Nifty thing about getting sued...it costs MONEY for the one who sued you. Another nifty thing about getting sued...you can COUNTER-SUE...for FREE! :D

Uh...except in my case it's becoming exceptionally difficult to actually get anyone to try. Even when I blatantly go out of my way to break copyright law on a regular basis I can't get anyone to try it...

:( - sad face Hatter. --Onideus 08:39, 30 September 2013 (EDT)