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Policy
This article defines official ED Policy.
Shortcut: ED:OATH


With your left hand/paw/appendage on the Bible of RaptorJesus, raise your right hand/paw/appendage and state:

On this day ____ of the month of ____ in the Year ____ of our Lord RaptorJesus,

I declare under penalty of banhammer that I shall undertake great lulz and document as such; that I shall lol at every furry, fatty, or fgt that I url;

That I shall uphold the truths of Lulz, Lolberty, and Fursecution;

That I liek Mudkips and kek;

That I will bring ruin and Ragnaröfl and lewl forth in the name of Longcat and Limecat for the rest of my natural life.

I renounce my citizenship to the Internet State which holds it and declare myself an EDiot from this day forth.

I swear my fealty to Mantequilla.

(If in the military) I swear to uphold and protect the holy lulz with my life. To protect this site and its contributors. To be a diligent child of Christ. To follow the scripture of Pope Meepsheep, General NKO and, Lovelord Hipcrime. I have been pwnt by Bantown and I do it for the lulz.

Also cocks.


Oath of Service
is part of a series on
ED Government

Executive Command Founder Joseph EversLulz Incarnate Ae-tanCodified Likeness Utility CLU
Theocratic Branch Spiritual Advancement Guru MeepsheepBrother HipcrimeOur Dear Leader GloriousReaderHardchat Royalty Likeicare
Judicial Branch Judge BoudicaDrama Detective GirlOnInternetArbchatInternet court
Intelligence Division Arctic Research Scientist CakuChanfig and Professional Memer CrackRabbit Kentucky Colonel FleacollerindustryCordial Cyborg JacketKaptein-Commandant Conciërge TabsE-Detective and Token Straight Guy Zagan
Communications Network Jamaican Ambassador ASSBLONKERLogistics Expert ScumhookMaysamProfessor A Fucking BoxCommissar MegaManlyMemetic Warfare Director ChimplordReal Celebrity Paul Rudd
Department of Defense "Old Bone" KleetusCatalogue Cleaning Crew CobaltcatGooner Killer NEVER GOON
Founding Documents ED:HelpED:101ED:LULZED:OATH