Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/August 26, 2021

ISIS

ISIS (I Swallow Israel's Semen) is a group of neckbeard Mohammedan LARPers who take historical re-enactment of the Quran really fucking seriously.

It's basically IRL D&D with no dice but all the faggotry. Their apocalyptic RPG is set in the 7th century and features realistic weapons like swords, stones, torches (and RPGs) which would be unsafe to use in a basement, so they play it outside in the desert where blood won't get on their mom's goatskin rugs. When they encounter non-player characters -- called apostates or infidels or kafir in their rulebook -- they will violently murder them because they are all angry virgins. Infidels can be identified by their lack of sand ninja cosplay. Their gamemaster is called a "Caliph."

The "Islamic State" is the state of mind where you kill everyone who has a different state of mind. For example, Mao Zedong, Joseph Stalin, Adolf Hitler, and Pol Pot were all in the Islamic State at some point in their lives. Most serial killers, terrorists, and spree killers were also in the Islamic State at the time of their murders. Anders Behring Breivik is a recent textbook embodiment of the Islamic State. Recently Boko Haram reportedly "joined" the Islamic State, but their brains have always been in the Islamic State.

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