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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/October 1, 2021

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Old people

Old people, or irl-Oldfags, are anyone over the age of twenty five. Old people can remember loads of stuff from the past and won't hesitate to lecture you endlessly about shit you already knew or didn't care to know in the first place. At least they say they can remember, but it's possible they're just making shit up. All old people fought in World War II, and so Hitler impressions provide immediate lulz when in their presence. Some go down the dark path of the Red Hat Cult.

It is a well known fact that all old men and most old women are pedophiles. Proof: Groups like the AARP are run by Jews and pedophiles and have long argued that poor pensioners should be allowed to order low-priced drugs - i.e. Viagra and Cialis for use in raping children - from Canada.

The word old refers to something that has either happened at least 100 years ago or never happened at all (like the holocaust). Alternatives to using the word old is olde or Aulde. These are commonly used by Goth(Emo) kids, elitist faggots and pseudo-intellectuals.

Old people form the majority of the Republican Party.

(( They will die of cancer ))


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