Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/June 8, 2022

College

Colleges/Universities are famous theme parks where rich Jews, Whites, and Azns pay about $80,000-$120,000 Jewgolds in order to get that special Master's Degree or Doctor's degree so they can set out and change the world! Occasionally, one will come across a black or Mexican college student. However, these students are only attending school on athletic scholarships, and 99% of them will fail out or fail to go professional and be reduced to dealing drugs. Overly social white girls will go to college to whore themselves in an effort to try to win approval of their peers and become true beer sluts.

Face it. College is really gay and faggy. You have to be maximum soy to continue school in the current year where most careers are completely accessible except for those that require in-class labs and hands-on training or connections at a very prestigious school to get a good job. In most cases, you will be attending gay networking events wondering why you're a worthless disgusting virgin that no one wants to employ. In fact, you will be even lucky to settle for a garbage barista job. You might as well be a NEET and not care about school since it is not worth it.

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