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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/June 17, 2022

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I HAVE NIGHTMARE WHERE I DONT GET PUSSY.... EVERYTHING IS SO DARK..... WHERE IS THE BIG EBONY BRAZILIAN GIRL BUTT???

... THEN I WAKE UP RDRENCH IN SWEAT AND I REMEMBER THAT I AM INDEED TOPHAT+MONOCLE ENCLOSURE GORILLA MONOPOLY MAN TEST TUBE LONG DICK NIGGA KING WHO GETS PUSSY 24/7 365 DAYS A YEAR AND I BREATHE A LONG SIGHE OF RELIEF......

I LOOK OUT MY WINDOW TO THE COLD STREETS OF QUEENSBRIDGE, NY,... ITS A QUIET NOVEMBER NIGHT... ...... AND I PONDER MY NEXT HUSTLA MOVE....

PROP JOE IS TAKING PIECES OF MY BLOCK AND IM NT GONNA LET THAT NIGGA HAVE ANOTHER INCH (NO HOMO).... ITS GONNA BE CHERRY PICKINS

I HOPE U LIKED MY SHORT STORY, I AM QUITE A BUKOWSKI IF I MAY SAY SO HEHE... TY! :D
 


 

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