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Bridget

Bridget is a character from the Guilty Gear series of fighting games. As the story goes, Bridget's village believes that twins of the same sex are a sign of really bad luck. When they gave birth to twin boys, Bridget's parents did the only reasonable thing: They raised one up as a boy, and forced Bridget to live out his life as a girl.

Now he's a fully-grown 12-year-old bounty hunting male nun with a yo-yo and a robotic teddy bear. 2022 UPDATE: NOW BRIDGET'S TRANS, LOL

Bridget's fans love to imagine him falling onto hard times, so he-they-she became a staple of hentai, and an iconic internet "ass man". Prized for their innocent appearance and gender confusion, Bridget is usually depicted entirely submissive, which of course gives pedophiles raging boners as it represents the jealous loss or corruption of what they can never regain. He (it's a he, right?) is immensely popular on 4chan, particularly the /b/ board, which was years and years ago devoted entirely to him being raped by hundreds of furry shitting dicknipples photoshopped with Cockmongler's face. 420chan also showered /b/'s favorite trap with love, once even devoting an entire board to then-"him."

By the way you are now gay for Bridget.

As of 2022, Bridget has been Ret-conned from "just a Trap"(cross-dresser) to "jus' Trans"/Transgender Female.. KRAZY!!1

(( R U "TRANS NOW" FOR BRIDGET, ANON? ))


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