Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/October 27, 2022

Skeletons

A skeleton is a very spooky force of nature. One might even say that it is 2spooky. As with all forces of nature, your typical basement dweller knows very little about skeletons. Unlike boring shit like trees and fluid dynamics, Skeletons happen to be exciting enough for the internet to love them due to their various hauntings.

There are two types of skeletons in the world: the spooky moving skeleton and the slightly less spooky not-moving skeleton. Either way, a skeleton is a structure of bones, bones being those things that you learned about in third grade that have something to do with keeping your body from turning into a soft... fleshy... mount... Excuse us for a moment, we think we need to go fap...

Skeletons, however, do not need the rest of the body to function. Why, the skeleton only needs the rest of the body for reproductive purposes to make more skeletons, turning the body into a biological robot mecha suit. This is proven by the fact that skeletons are capable of speech without the usage of lungs, dance without the usage of muscles, and are capable of loving without a heart. The exception to this is the eyes. You see, the skeleton's relation with its eyes are a mystery, some skeletons see just fine without eyes, while others choose to keep them because it helps with their spooky image.

(( NOT THAT SPOOKY THO, TBH FAM ))

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