Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/September 6, 2023

Roger Waters

Roger Waters (Powerword: George Roger Waters) is the second, and best, leader of Pink Floyd who took his place as the front man for the group after Syd Barrett suicidally poured a half-liter of liquid LSD into his bathwater and decided it'd be fun to see what it would be like to deep fry his brain, or at least that's what the Urban legends say.

He is best known by Trendy Fuckers like you for songs like Another Brick In The Wall Part 2, (more popularly known by you as We Don't Need No Education because you can't be bothered with learning a song's real name and only download what's currently popular. Plus, your Hipster ass knows nothing about the albums and could care less that Another Brick In The Wall has 3 parts.) We'll take a wild guess and bet that Comfortably Numb, Money and Brain Damage/Eclipse are on your playlist and really the only Floyd songs that you know.

Then there's the songs you've never heard because they're not as popular and your trendy group doesn't talk about them. Unlike the previously mentioned songs - these don't make it to the trending lists or have been recently used in a movie or TV show and for all your fussing and Bitching about the mega-corporate-overlords using Delta Waves and hypnotic suggestion to control your brains you'll let corporate America pick your music for you. This means you've never heard Shine On You Crazy Diamond, Welcome To The Machine and Pigs (Three Different Ones) despite calling yourself a "hardcore" Floyd Fan. Even more, the more obscure and early works are completely lost on you. If we were to start talking about Floyd's more "obscure" works such as One Of These Days or Set The Controls For The Heart Of The Sun , we may as well be trying to explain the singularity of a Black Hole as you polish your drool cups.

Recently Roger Waters has caused mega-Butthurt with Berlin and Israel over his 2023 concert tour This Is Not A Drill because they're saying that his hammer logo (which he's been "only" using for only 40+ years) is now, all of a sudden, offensive and looks like a Swastika.

(( "UP AGAINST THE WALL" ))

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