Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/February 17, 2024

Lesbian

A lesbian (also known as fagette) is a woman who seeks male attention by feigning interest in other women via the worship of pussy. If this tactic fails for a few decades they evolve regress into the dreaded butch lesbian, who express their self-hatred as disdain for the male sex. It is understandable that some women would prefer a hawt woman rather than a fat retard like you, but in reality most of them are just ugly attention whores. Most lesbians are not hawt 20 year olds as porno flicks would have you think, but fat ugly 50 somethings with deflated tits. Lesbians are fat/ugly and ugly/fat women really want attention so lesbians are women seeking male attention. Do you get it now?

Lesbians are also known as sapphites. Both words refer to Ancient Greece, where the poet Sappho molested little girls on the island of Lesbos, in the same way that men molested boys in other parts of Greece. That is, the literal historical meaning of the word "lesbian" itself would be, "An adult woman who molests little girls"; be sure to mention this important etymological fact to any lesbian you meet.

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