User talk:NotFurry

Welcome, NotFurry

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Mike the Great (talk) 00:42, 11 May 2012 (EDT)

[00:40] <%mike> NotFurry: Headed to Skuee

Fucking called it. Mike the Great (talk) 00:57, 11 May 2012 (EDT)

~Noone fucking sees the shitty page and it was already featured and can not be again. There are fucking 1 million proxies and just one page that will remain obscure forever. Only 3k views since the new site was up and one of the oldest page.

You have been fucking master trolled by Skuee and you all will not admit it.

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Don't blank your talk page

It's not allowed. Could you also please explain exactly how I'm going to regret posting my beautiful artwork? I'm still not sure why I would. I feel it is a wonderful piece of artistic expression that is based in fact. Lorentz 01:47, 11 May 2012 (EDT)

Jail? For art? I'm pretty sure there's something in your constitution that says that you're wrong. I'd have to reread it though. Anyhow, I thought you'd enjoy it, I guess it just makes you sad it isn't real :( Lorentz 01:54, 11 May 2012 (EDT)

Listen here nigger fatlips, if you want to talk, talk on my talk page, not my userpage. It isn't that it is annoying, so much as I feel sort of wrong updating my vandalism count from the UP blanking when you're just doing it to talk and it isn't really vandalism. Lorentz 01:58, 11 May 2012 (EDT)

Yep

WARNING This user is a filthy fucking furfag. You can help by hunting them down, deriding their psychological maladjustment to life, turning them into roadkill, and performing taxidermy on them. Watch the CSI episode where it all happens.

Because I can. CuzICan 01:53, 11 May 2012 (EDT)

I hope you realize

I could mass protect everybody's user pages but haven't because everybody thinks your internet sissyboy temper tantrum is absolutely hilarious. Mike the Great (talk) 01:58, 11 May 2012 (EDT)