User talk:Captain-Facepalm

Welcome, Captain-Facepalm

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TKN Bot 17:59, 5 July 2012 (EDT)

Haydendaft page

It looks vaguely like it could be entertaining, so I went ahead and fixed it a bit so it didn't look as much like shit. If you need help with formatting, just ask. In the meantime, add more content, provide links, et cetera. -Jared 17:33, 24 August 2012 (EDT)