User talk:Kurtov

Welcome, Kurtov

This is serious. READ IT.

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This colostomy bag was BANNED for their faggotry. You can help by learning from their mistakes. Vandalizing their user page with Pain Series attacks never hurts either.

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~Oblique 09:20, 16 November 2011 (CET)

RE: Quentin

Hokay. First off, when you want to put something on someones userpage, do it at the bottom, it's impractical and not very chronological to just slot it in there at the top. The information put there seems to have evidence enough to stay, I'll put that new YT channel in there though cheers. What you did to that section was severely dumb it down, I wrote that section in typical ED prose, so as to say, ripping the shit out of said subject. And if you have a problem with that I suggest you go somewhere else. Systematically destroying a person through the written word is all in good fun here at Encyclopedia Dramatica, the fact that i'm 14 and haven't had sex yet has nothing to do with it. Yours drunkenly, Elvis 21:33, 22 December 2012 (EST)

Like I said above, the information there seems legit. And you did dumb it down, you removed jokes and the "flair" of the article, most people seem to think that section is fine and funny. Sorry man, try not to feel so angry about this, maybe go for a walk or something, clear your head. There are better things to do in life than argue with me. Elvis 14:31, 23 December 2012 (EST)