User talk:Hanna

Righty-o, my ongoing thing is dumpan my /b/ and assorted interwebs folders (it'll all be on my contributions page). Y'all can do what you will with that stuff. <3 Hanna

Lol I co-wrote a press release: http://www.anonnews.org/?p=press&a=item&i=831

Lol I wrote a zombie apocalypse guide: http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/The_Interweb_Guide_to_the_Zombie_Apocalypse (still a WIP, will add more to it when have time) - Hanna 15:44, 18 April 2011 (UTC)

Hi hanna

<3 Iamfaggot reporting in.

• Iamfaggot <3 u bro - Hanna 15:43, 18 April 2011 (UTC)

Awesome

SUCCESS :D

Meepsheep

17:24, 18 April 2011 (UTC)

• lol Meepsheep <3 Hanna 17:28, 18 April 2011 (UTC)

Lol drama

So Citrus, a traitor to the Internets and ohinternet sellout, got onto our IRC Tuesday night and tried (see: Failed) to snoop around. Ryan bitch slapped him readily and there were lulz. Here's delicious chatlog:

[21:39] == Citrus_ [[email protected]] has joined #ED
[21:39] <~Ryan> Citrus do you want me to teach you how to spy properly?
[21:40] <+Hanna> he not good spy
[21:40] <~Ryan> first, dont connect from your school all the time, we can search for vt.edu, secondly don't connect with the name Citrus
[21:40] <Citrus_> no spying
[21:40] <Citrus_> not
[21:40] <Citrus_> just lolling
[21:40] <~Ryan> virgina tech
[21:40] <+Hanna> yes, are
[21:40] <~Ryan> did you know cho
[21:40] <~Ryan> ?
[21:40] <~Ryan> too bad he didn't kill you faggot
[21:40] <Aborigine> lol citrus_ why don't you try and beat his high schore
[21:40] <s0ngbird> lol V tech
[21:40] <Aborigine> gogogogo
[21:40] <~Ryan> ya
[21:40] <+Hanna> hehe
[21:41] <s0ngbird> irony
[21:41] == TVXQ|mvp [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: All our knowledge has its origins in our perceptions.]
[21:41] == Citrus [[email protected]] has quit [Ping timeout]
[21:41] <s0ngbird> s0ngbird is 20 mintues from v tech
[21:41] <~Ryan> Citrus_
[21:41] <~Ryan> whilst you're here
[21:41] <+Hanna> s0ngbird will fuck your shit up
[21:41] <~Ryan> paste this into ohi irc
[21:41] <s0ngbird> wanna hang citrus?
[21:41] <~Ryan> anonnews.org/greatwar/
[21:41] <~Ryan> the fact that we are bigger than ohinternet
[21:41] <~Ryan> you mad?
[21:41] <Citrus_> by one metric
[21:41] <@Meepsheep> Citrus_, say hi to Chad Warden for me
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[21:41] <~Ryan> we have more active users than both ohi and lurkmoarpedia combined
[21:41] <~Ryan> more hits combined
[21:41] <+Hanna> >:3
[21:41] <~Ryan> we have more fucking everything
[21:42] <Aborigine> I think you'll find its more than one metric
[21:42] <y> lurkmoripedia is dead as hell
[21:42] <Citrus_> google, alexa
[21:42] <Aborigine> Content Pages, Uploaded Files, Active Users, Total Views
[21:42] == Aborigine was kicked from #ed by girlvinyl [Stop flooding!]
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[21:42] == Citrus_ has changed nick to Citrus
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[21:42] <~Ryan> one metric lold
[21:42] <~Ryan> we have over half a million views in a week
[21:42] <~Ryan> you have what
[21:43] <+Hanna> squat
[21:43] <@Meepsheep> shit
[21:43] <~Ryan> 343k in a couple weeks of ohi being up?
[21:43] <~Ryan> ur bad
[21:43] <~Ryan> very bad
[21:43] <Aborigine> lol
[21:43] <+Hanna> this is like a major dick slapping lol
[21:43] <~Ryan> so it isnt us competing with you to become the dominant website, you're the little guy
[21:43] <~Ryan> ohinternet is our bitch
[21:43] <Citrus> ohi will last longer though
[21:43] <+Hanna> no it won't
[21:43] <Aborigine> lol i don't think so
[21:43] <~Ryan> doubt that
[21:43] <@halcy> lol
[21:43] <~Ryan> how so lol
[21:43] <Citrus> ohi doesn't post ssns
[21:43] <@Meepsheep> Depends
[21:43] <Citrus> or dox of 13 year olds
[21:43] <~Ryan> we do, and we get away wit hit
[21:43] <~Ryan> umad?
[21:43] <Aborigine> i don't think it matters
[21:43] <+Hanna> we are a dedicated community of users
[21:44] <Aborigine> ed was taken down, and stayed down for what?  2 days?  before we fixd it
[21:44] <~Ryan> http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Hall_of_Lawfags
[21:44] <@Zalgo> Title: Encyclopedia Dramatica:Hall of Lawfags - Encyclopedia Dramatica (at encyclopediadramatica.ch)
[21:44] <Aborigine> so theres no reason to think it will ever go down for a significant period of time
[21:44] <+Hanna> check it
[21:44] <Thatkidwiththeface_> fckcan i get my auto half ops back
[21:44] <Citrus> does cloudflare forward abuse reports to you?
[21:44] <Thatkidwiththeface_>  no
[21:44] <~Ryan> yep
[21:44] <@halcy> i wished chrome didn't see <pre> as such tiny text
[21:44] <Citrus> i guess i'll be in the hall soon
[21:44] <~Ryan> oooh yay a new one
[21:44] <@halcy> *doesn't
[21:44] <~Ryan> i was kinda disappointed
[21:45] <~Ryan> when i work up this morning
[21:45] <Aborigine> good, we need more lulz
[21:45] <~Ryan> no dmcas from fat bitch
[21:45] <~Ryan> send us moar!!
[21:45] <+Hanna> ha
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[21:45] <+Hanna> i'm getting off on this
[21:45] <y> I'm cunfused, who is citrus?
[21:45] <&joepie91> uh
[21:45] <&joepie91> <Citrus_>google, alexa
[21:45] <@Meepsheep> a lolcow
[21:45] <&joepie91> you do realize
[21:45] <~Ryan> an ohinternet fag
[21:45] <+Hanna> y, he a spy
[21:45] <&joepie91> that those take into account
[21:45] <&joepie91> site lifetime?
[21:45] <&joepie91> and have a limited scope?
[21:46] <~Ryan> ohinternet is the underdog
[21:46] <&joepie91> and are therefore COMPLETELY useless
[21:46] <~Ryan> we are bigger lol
[21:46] <Citrus> ohi has only been indexed for a few days
[21:46] <&joepie91> in measuring popularity
[21:46] <&joepie91> Citrus: but ed.com 302's to ohi
[21:46] == Thatkidwiththeface [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: On the other hand, you have different fingers.]
[21:46] == Thatkidwiththeface_ [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: IceChat - Its what Cool People use]
[21:46] <&joepie91> which is interpreted as a longer lifetime
[21:46] <+Hanna> Citrus we've been up less days and haz more everything
[21:46] <&joepie91> by at least google
[21:46] <y> not much to spy on though, which OI/ed1.0 user are you?
[21:46] <&joepie91> possibly other search engines
[21:46] <&joepie91> dude
[21:46] <&joepie91> the wiki stats
[21:46] <&joepie91> are the most objective stats you will get
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[21:47] <+Hanna> did he ranned away?
[21:47] <s0ngbird> probably
[21:47] == zea_ [[email protected]] has quit [Ping timeout]
[21:47] <Citrus> here
[21:47] <s0ngbird> Joe did you ee "scott" from earlier?
[21:47] <Citrus> you're just uploading cache shit now
[21:47] <Citrus> won't last forever
[21:48] <&joepie91> nope, didn't
[21:48] <s0ngbird> oh god
[21:48] <s0ngbird> he was like
[21:48] <+Hanna> we've already posted OC
[21:48] <s0ngbird> I HAVE UR IP
[21:48] == s0ngbird was kicked from #ed by girlvinyl [Turn caps lock OFF!]
[21:48] <@halcy> lol
[21:48] == s0ngbird [[email protected]] has joined #ED
[21:48] <s0ngbird> opps
[21:48] <Citrus> cool
[21:48] <s0ngbird> I have ur ipz! I will dmca n ddos and sue! etc
[21:48] == s0ngbird was kicked from #ed by girlvinyl [Watch your language!]
[21:48] == Anonymous99 [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: Anonymous99]
[21:48] == s0ngbird [[email protected]] has joined #ED
[21:48] <&joepie91> Citrus idk, but how are you expecting ohi to win in the long term if it fails to captivate users?
[21:48] <s0ngbird> gdi
[21:48] <Aborigine> lmao
[21:48] <~Ryan> Citrus im waiting for that dmca you cunt
[21:48] <&joepie91> I am pretty sure your bounce rate went through the roof
[21:48] <s0ngbird> can I have like +v or somethin :<
[21:48] <~Ryan> i want to post new lulz in hall of lawfags
[21:48] <Citrus> i didn't dmca you
[21:48] <&joepie91> when it changed to ohi
[21:48] <~Ryan> about how
[21:48] <+Hanna> Citrus: OhI alienated a lot of users, some of which are professional writers irl, me included bitch
[21:48] <s0ngbird> we're talking abotu scott
[21:48] <s0ngbird> not you
[21:48] <~Ryan> some shitty small website ohinternet tryin to take us down
[21:48] <s0ngbird> citrus
[21:49] <~Ryan> some shitty small website ohinternet tryin to take us down
[21:49] <~Ryan> some shitty small website ohinternet tryin to take us down
[21:49] <~Ryan> some shitty small website ohinternet tryin to take us down
[21:49] <s0ngbird> the world doesnt rvolved around oyu
[21:49] <~Ryan> shitty small
[21:49] <~Ryan> shitty small
[21:49] <@halcy> i thought garrett added you to vop s0ngbird
[21:49] <Citrus> i just pointed out the massive cloudflare tos violations
[21:49] <@Meepsheep> Citrus = internet tough guy/superhero
[21:49] <~Ryan> yay!
[21:49] <~Ryan> is it sent yet?
[21:49] <s0ngbird> :< no I wasnt registered
[21:49] <s0ngbird> but now I am
[21:49] <s0ngbird> so someone could vop meeee
[21:49] <s0ngbird> :>
[21:49] <Citrus> yes
[21:49] <&joepie91> look, Citrus
[21:49] <~Ryan> ok brb
[21:49] <&joepie91> let me summarize it for you
[21:49] <s0ngbird> "ur a pice"
[21:49] <s0ngbird> he end
[21:49] <&joepie91> what happened when ED became OhInternet
[21:49] <s0ngbird> *the
[21:50] <&joepie91> you basically decided to alienate virtually the ENTIRE current userbase
[21:50] <&joepie91> and changed your target user group to the exact opposie
[21:50] <+Hanna> everyone lost their shit - even mainstream news
[21:50] <&joepie91> and you know what happens?
[21:50] <&joepie91> YOU START OVER FROM ZERO.
[21:50] <f00> anyone want to trade me portal 2 for al ist of paypals?
[21:50] <f00> :3
[21:50] <@halcy> buy ad space from kym
[21:50] <f00> a list*
[21:50] <s0ngbird> no but u can paypal me money @w@
[21:50] <&joepie91> seriously
[21:50] <&joepie91> lrn2internets
[21:50] <&joepie91> in fact
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[21:50] <&joepie91> lrn2business
[21:50] <@Meepsheep> plus kym is already established itself while ohi is a cheap knock off
[21:51] <y> I agree here, teaching old people about the internet is a PITA business model and KYM really has it figured out.
[21:51] == y was kicked from #ed by girlvinyl [Stop flooding!]
[21:51] <&joepie91> wat
[21:51] <Citrus> you guys should look at the site sometime
[21:51] <&joepie91> flooding?
[21:51] <s0ngbird> I did
[21:51] <s0ngbird> and I got aids
[21:51] <@Meepsheep> :(
[21:51] <&joepie91> that is an interesting kick, lol
[21:51] <&joepie91> Citrus: what do you think I did?
[21:52] <@halcy> i never gave ohi a chance
[21:52] <Citrus> not hard enough, apparently
[21:52] <Citrus> we're not kym
[21:52] <@halcy> im just working here because i missed doing wiki work
[21:52] <@Meepsheep> ohi = km
[21:52] <@Meepsheep> *kym
[21:52] <Aborigine> we all looked at the site and came to the conclusion that its a piece of shit
[21:52] <Aborigine> whether it is a kym clone or not is irrelevant
[21:52] <Aborigine> it is shit.
[21:52] <~Ryan> thank you for the kind email Citrus
[21:52] <s0ngbird> o god
[21:52] <~Ryan> we will be sure to put it into the hall of lawfags
[21:52] <+Hanna> Citrus: no, you're even BLANDER than kym!
[21:52] <@Meepsheep> Citrus, email me sometime
[21:52] <Citrus> i'll just look for bieber on facebook
[21:53]  * KoraX curls up into a hungover ball
[21:53] <@Meepsheep> here you go http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002124101545
[21:54] <s0ngbird> there there Korax
[21:54] <s0ngbird> it was a long day of awesome radio
[21:54]  * s0ngbird pets Korax
[21:55] <+Hanna> Citrus: you're OhI is a direct assault on Internet culture - 
when people's sense of cultural identity is infringed, they lose.their.shit like nothing else. 
How were you expecting people of the INTERNET culture to react to your sacrilege?
[21:56] <%netjester> kym > ohi
[21:56] <%netjester> sadly
[21:56] <%netjester> oh hello citrus
[21:56] <+Hanna> Citrus: OhI is sacrilege
[21:56] <@halcy> the only thing i've read from OhI is the blog
[21:56] <+Hanna> It violates our primal sense of E-nationhood
[21:56] <@halcy> the weev interview in particular
[21:57] <@Meepsheep> did they ever upload the videos?
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[21:57] <@halcy> not that I recall of no
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[21:57] <@Meepsheep> damn
[21:57] <Aborigine> Hanna is right - it's like bombing a mosque and being surprised when all the ragheads get upset
[21:57] <+Hanna> Citrus: you don't know how to tap into the userbase, you've disconnected yourself from it, this is why OhI will fall
[21:57] <@halcy> like I can talk to weev any time
[21:57] <+Hanna> Citrus: you
[21:57] <@halcy> I can call his cell when i get back home
[21:57] <Citrus> k
[21:57] <@Meepsheep> halcy, that is win
[21:57] == Freaknagel has changed nick to Freakangel
[21:57] <@halcy> yep
[21:57] <@halcy> weev and I are besties
[21:58] <+Hanna> are so dumb fo real
[21:58] <~Ryan> looks like your DMCA failed Citrus
[21:58] <~Ryan> try harder bro!
[21:58] <%netjester> citrus lets rap for a minute
[21:58] <Citrus> again, i never dmcaed
[21:58] <%netjester> how long were you involved with the orginal ED for?
[21:58] <~Ryan> your
[21:58] <~Ryan> pointing out
[21:58] <~Ryan> tos violations
[21:58] <~Ryan> failed then
[21:59] <~Ryan> CF enjoy our company, CF is proud to host us, CF doesn't give a fuck about you
[21:59] <Citrus> k
[21:59] <~Ryan> u sound mad
[21:59] <%netjester> citrus: how long were you involved with ed.com?
[21:59] <+Hanna> Citrus: You are a part of an act of corporatization and greed - 
you have commercialized and commodified OUR FUCKING CULTURE YOU FUCK THIS IS THE FUCKING INTERNET 
YOU SHOULD KNOW HOW UNREASONABLY ANGRY PEOPLE GET WHEN YOU FUCK WITH WHAT'S THEIRS
[22:00] <Citrus> somebody's mad
[22:00] <+Hanna> yes
[22:00] <%netjester> of course he is
[22:00] <+Hanna> which is why i'll never be a part of what you're doing
[22:00] <@Meepsheep> talking to citrus on facebook atm
[22:00] <%netjester> you took our culture, packaged it up in mainstream form, and then sold it to the people we hate
[22:00] <+Hanna> you've betrayed yourself Citrus
[22:01] <s0ngbird> Jews did citrus
[22:01] <s0ngbird> never forget
[22:01] <%netjester> Citrus was never around long enough to betray anything LOL
[22:01] <+Hanna> i personally will never forgive you or the others responsible for this violation
[22:01] <%netjester> he isnt even a sysop on OHi and that only takes like 10 weeks seniority
[22:01] <+Hanna> not so surprised to hear that netjester
[22:01] <%netjester> he has probably only been around for a month or two
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[22:02] <Frobthebuilder> z͌̑̑ͫ̄̐̊̐҉̝̹͓̥͓̥̲a͛ͭͮ̓҉̟̗̲̙̮͘ͅl͙͍̤̗̼͒̐̌̇ġ̩̥̙ͫo̵̡͓͇̟̭̮̭͉̎ͧ͜
[22:02] <RurikD> lol
[22:02] <Frobthebuilder> h̞̜̳̪̙̠̯̘̅ͦͩͬe̶̢̗̭̻̖̠͎̭̓̾̒̓̔̀̽ ̴̛̭̰̙͔͖̠̺͚̎͗̔̿̎ͩc̡̲̘̮̪̞̟̏̆̈̉̾́̚o̡̧̝̫̳̟̦̮͓̞̯͐̑ͬ̇̑͞m͇̪͉̯̝̼͙̼̋͟e̼̣̳͖̫̗ͦ̌̉̅̈́̎̓̚͝s̵̮͇̦͒̐̇̐̿̄͋̇̈
[22:02] <Aborigine> oh shit! JUDGE JUDYS ON  BBL guys
[22:02] <RurikD> what is girl vinyl doing here
[22:02] <%netjester> girlvinyl is the bot
[22:02] <RurikD> oh  i see
[22:04] <RurikD> im new to this situation, what mods stayed with oh internet?
[22:04] <%netjester> none really
[22:04] <%netjester> the sysops that are still there
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[22:04] <%netjester> none have been around more than 2 years
[22:04] <%netjester> and non have been sysops more than a year
[22:04] <RurikD> did most of them move to .ch?
[22:05] <%netjester> i dont know about that
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And yes, yes i was mad lol >:3 DON'T FUCK WITH MAH INTERNET Hanna 22:28, 19 April 2011 (UTC)

You

are a dirty girl K★D W♂TH F♥CE 14:51, 21 April 2011 (UTC)

DAMMIT KID!!! Hanna 19:13, 21 April 2011 (UTC)

This is mah new phrase check it

Y SO TUSHY MUSHED? Hanna 20:00, 21 April 2011 (UTC)

lol Solarra<3

dis iz for youz

Hanna 23:06, 21 April 2011 (UTC)

lol Solarra + Meepsheep

you guys roxorz

Hanna 00:57, 22 April 2011 (UTC)

This is awesome.

Meepsheep

01:29, 22 April 2011 (UTC)

Awww thanks puddin <3 Hanna 01:34, 22 April 2011 (UTC)

It'sRaidDay

so tired but here you go lol <3 Hanna 01:36, 22 April 2011 (UTC)

Seal of Approval

You also get my seal of approval. [1] Fizz 05:33, 27 April 2011 (UTC)

• You deserve it broski Fizz 04:02, 28 April 2011 (UTC)

*Apperently we are back up now Fizz 22:21, 28 April 2011 (UTC)

lol FB

I did a little checking on the email you posted. facebook.com/people/Hannah-Giroux/

dat u ?--Kashiwaba Tomoe 07:09, 29 April 2011 (UTC)

• Lol, ew no. I created the alias of "Hanna" for IRC when ED first went down, for activities related to ed.ch only, so there's nothing on me but what i've done here. Should I be flattered at your attempts at cyber stalking? :p --Hanna 02:39, 30 April 2011 (UTC)

• Considering my standards: no.--Kashiwaba Tomoe 05:36, 2 May 2011 (UTC)

• Point taken. --Hanna 06:24, 3 May 2011 (UTC)

<3

Oh hey, boo~ S0ngbird 20:32, 15 May 2011 (UTC)s0ngbird

lol

A girl on ED?

The world is upside down--ThePooThatTookaPee 14:46, 27 June 2011 (UTC)

I'm a girl. Equivamp 15:00, 27 June 2011 (UTC)

Yes.Exactly--ThePooThatTookaPee 01:53, 5 July 2011 (UTC)

ur ded

--zaiger (talk) 17:49, 29 January 2013 (EST)