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Meow Wars at TOW

sup. it seems the article at Wikipedia for Meow Wars was deleted in 2008. im having a tough time sourcing this, and part of the arguments for deletion is that there are no reliable sources. would you please have a look at this and feel free to edit it, even tho it is in my userspace there. -hipcrime 05:11, 31 May 2011

• I stopped giving a crap about Wikipedia...pretty much the moment it was started actually. I mean "reliable sources"? LOL, point the retards to Google's Usenet archive. If they can't figure it out from there then it's pretty much a lost cause for them. Wait, wait, even better, start looking up all the individual "meow" posts in Google and then spam the ever living fuck out of the reference page with them. In fact, just make *THAT* the article, nothing but "meow" references. LOL --Onideus 06:27, 31 May 2011 (UTC)

Quotes

Thanks for the future quotes. However, we're trying to avoid adding any red links. -- 20:18, 10 June 2011 (UTC)

I mostly just put that stuff in for filler use, I noticed that the quotes that were being put out were kind of...rushed/last second, random grabs from the IRC channel...and pretty anti-climatic to boot, so I figured I'd put in some semi-generic lulzy filler. As such feel free to replace or move anything around as you like. I've got a truck load more of lulzy quote stuff too, mostly famous quotations and stuff picked up from Usenet over the past couple decades. A lot of it is "anonymous", but I was thinking it might be better to have links that point to articles semi-related. Like the one for today: "Drugs cause amnesia and other things I can’t remember." ...have the by line as anonymous like it is, but instead have the link so that it goes to the drugs article. --Onideus 14:13, 21 June 2011 (UTC)

Ahh I see. Like I said, thanks for the future AONs. I was merely concerned with the links to nonexistent articles. -- 18:42, 21 June 2011 (UTC)

New Signatures

Shitting Rainbows

--Onideus 03:01, 13 June 2011 (UTC)

<b>[[User:Onideus|Onideus]]</b> [[File:Sig_Rainbow_Clouds.png|link=Shitting_Rainbows]]

Your ban was for a week

I can make it perm if you want. I was actually going to unban you but I see you are crying to anyone who will listen to you. OMG MY QUOTES GOT MORE LIKES ON FACEBOOK. The point of ED is not to appease Facebookers, it is not to make money, and it is not for you apparently. The QOTN, VOTN, AOTN and POTN are admin only. Users can make suggestions, but yours were lame and you made like fucking 3 weeks worth in a row. And no shit Facebook liked yours the best, Facebook is full of boring idiots, have you seen the ED facebook group? 100% retard fest, give me a fucking break. The QOTN has always been for quotes from the users/staff, be it on IRC or the wiki, and you don't make the final decision for anything. You don't even edit, all you do is complain on talk pages all day. Once you make some actual contribution to the wiki then maybe I will give a shit what you have to say, but as of right now I do not. Either change your attitude or you can spend the rest of your ED career making sockpuppets and dodging bans like you did on the old wiki. It's your choice. Your account is unbanned now, I don't want a reply at all from you or your account is banned forever. --zaiger (talk) 02:10, 29 June 2011 (UTC)

Obnoxious Sad Fatter

Christ, good damn you dumb fat fuck... Instead of getting off your stinky diaper ass and look for a freaking job, your too concerned about your old ED page. Jesus Man, stop living off fucking goverdamit handouts to extend your painkiller pill addiction. After kicking you out of A26 I figured you'd learn some self respect and fix up your broke ass life. I was wrong. PRO-TIP: Don't list one day jobs all over your long ass resume every time you get $25 for some crappy ass flash video.--Hatter read the book my steel-toe boot wrote, it's called on the road to your ass. 01:30, 24 August 2011 (UTC)

Hey look, it's my number one stalker! :D I was wondering where you were at, you haven't been obsessing over me nearly as much here lately, I was actually starting to think that maybe you had drunk yerself into an early grave. How is yer alcohol addiction btw, Robbie Boi? Still living in that storage shed and pining on about how great it is to drink yerself into a stupor on a daily basis? Still blaming me for all the problems and horribleness in your sad little life? Tsch, tsch, tsch, dats too bad, huh? Just remember kiddo, I didn't make your reality...I just verbally bitch slapped you with it! ^__^ --Onideus 01:51, 24 August 2011 (UTC)

Um, Hello... Hello, McFly Um..... <knocks Matt over the head with my fist topped cane> Where you think I've been, I'm now the proud owner of A26 and am a force of great power on ARS! Think McFly, Think..... <knocks Matt over the head again with my fist topped cane> Jess, see you still don't have a life... you replied in what??? 20 minutes... Still obsess'n about your baby pages 'eh? So hows it been living in you car now that no one in your family will put up with your diaper rash??? Must be sad - after all even poppy is revolted at ya. O' well at least you still have a multi million book deal out --- o' wait no, that was just a psychotic breakdown you had... I mean, god - who the hell imagines Tim O'Reilly while having a complete mental crack in the head.--Hatter read the book my steel-toe boot wrote, it's called on the road to your ass. 02:15, 24 August 2011 (UTC)

Whooo, somebody sure is angry! I think it's cute though that he believes he's "taken over" a dead group. LOL Apparently he hasn't figured it out yet that the majority of the regs from that group as well as the Meowers and Flonkers all went over to FaceBook and started a NEW group...which, btw, he's excluded from! :D

Don't post angry now, Robbie Boi, just keep drinking, eventually you'll pass out from all your "problems" in life. LOL --Onideus 02:36, 24 August 2011 (UTC)

Seems Fattie went over to the webbie side. Not surprising considering FacePoop is the new WebTV of the interwebs. Anyways why the hell would I want to join your diaper-fag froup - prancing around in baby cloths and meeting for AB/DL cons evidenced here.--Hatter read the book my steel-toe boot wrote, it's called on the road to your ass. 02:43, 24 August 2011 (UTC)

So how long do you think that one will last? I mean that's like....what, the 50th haet site you've tried to put up in the past year? LOL You just don't learn, do ya kiddo? If at first you fumble and fail, keep doing it over and over and over again, that's yer motto, innt Chuckles? It's pretty hilarious too, in that the people getting your shit taken down are actually ~other~ people who hate me...just not as stupid as you are. Apparently it just hasn't dawned on yer dumbass that everything you do actually works ~against~ the effort to try and "get back" at me...especially when you're taking my handles/usernames and plastering them onto someone ELSE'S identity, pictures, etc, etc. HURR DURR! Ya stupid fuckin drunk. --Onideus 02:53, 24 August 2011 (UTC)

Hello?????? Clusterfuck??? That page has been there for over a year you dumb diaperbitch. Meet, Matt - the only guy that thinks sending abuse emails day in and day out is "hacking". Kind'a pissy still 'eh Fatfuck? I mean clearly when your daddy and Walla-Wallie-Mart manager seen 'em dirty pictures of you, lulz was ensured. Too back your self stocking and ice cream cone making ability can't get you a job at Safeway. O' and ya - no more credit cards or car loans for you, buddy!--Hatter read the book my steel-toe boot wrote, it's called on the road to your ass. 03:05, 24 August 2011 (UTC)

Whooo, lookit all those question marks! :D

He *REALLY* mad! Sorry Robbie Boi, but I don't really keep track of your kooky little fan sites. In fact I really wouldn't know about them AT ALL if it weren't for people on my FaceBook friends list telling me about your kooky shenanigans. To be honest, I actually have a very difficult time even acknowling you as a sentient presence, let alone something I should actually concern myself with in any way. You're just a completely inconsequential, impotent little drunkard chucklefuck...kinda sad really. --Onideus 03:11, 24 August 2011 (UTC)

Ya, of course I understand Fattie, you wanna run back to all your diaper friends on FacePoop. Kind'a hard, you trying to find me on there... Another Fat Fucking Failure on your part - I have no webbie accounts, unlike the dipwads who abandon Usenet when I bitchslap 'em in RL. But no, really FatAss - how's life living in your car???????? Added extra question marks just you you! Bad things don't happen to you because your unlucky - bad things happen to you because your a DUMBASS!--Hatter read the book my steel-toe boot wrote, it's called on the road to your ass. 03:21, 24 August 2011 (UTC)

Ya know, Fumbles, you look ~awfully~ stupid using slang that *I* came up with. That whole "netter" and "webbie" thing. You obviously don't understand the usage though. A Webbie is someone who started out originally on the world wide waste or who ONLY uses the world wide waste. A netter just means someone who uses the whole of the grid...irc, Usenet, etc. And NO ONE uses Usenet any more for chatting. At this point Usenet is pretty much only good for one thing and one thing only...binaries. And LOTS of them. I currently shell out several gigs a day to various binary froups, plus downloading of course. At this point, the only ones still left on non-binary Usenet are the fuckin dregs like yerself, Sparkles.

PS - I donated $250 bucks to this site a few days ago...how much are you going to donate? Oh, that's right, yer a fuckin drunk with no job, huh? ^__^ Boy I tell ya Robbie boi, having a buttload of money ~sure~ is nice! Especially when I can keep it a secret from most people. Gotta love those non-disclosure agreements. :D

PSS - Tim says, "Hi!". :3 --Onideus 03:43, 24 August 2011 (UTC)

O' you signed a non-disclosure agreement with Tim 'eh? Well it only makes sense after filing legal action against you for continually mass-mailing 'em unsolicited copies of your ranting diaper overflow splated over A26, AUK and FLONK over the years. Keep dreaming there Fattie, it hilarious how you tell the livejournal world how broke, homeless, creditless, and drug addicted you are then go into your fantasy world.--Hatter read the book my steel-toe boot wrote, it's called on the road to your ass. 03:57, 24 August 2011 (UTC)

So how much have you donated, Pussy? What's the matter, Pussy, can't donate more than me? LOL, you're really ~that~ pathetic, aren't you, you ugly pussy? *nods* Too bad for you, PUSSY, maybe if you weren't living in a storage shed and drinking yerself into a drunken stupor every day you could donate more than me, but we both know you can't, PUSSY. Try and prove me wrong, PUSSY! --Onideus 04:08, 24 August 2011 (UTC)

Maybe if you learned to link an HTML address to an image, clusterfuck. Yet that type of skills is out of your reach, clusterfuck. God, so this is your new line of work, clusterfuck? Holding your hand out asking for spare change into your paypal account, clusterfuck! Shame, I mean living in a 1980's brokeassmobile in the Walla-Wallie-Mart parking lot begging me for money to fuel your painkiller addiction, clusterfuck? GET A JOB, SIR!--Hatter read the book my steel-toe boot wrote, it's called on the road to your ass. 04:14, 24 August 2011 (UTC)

This from the PUSSY who has a "donation link" on his lil haet page. LOL Come on, PUSSY, I donated $250 bucks to this site without even blinkin an eye (and even more than that if you count what I gave Ryan), so why can't you? No job? Living in a storage shed? Too fuckin drunk? What's yer EXCUSE, PUSSY BOY! --Onideus 04:19, 24 August 2011 (UTC)

This talk page is just a steaming pile of mad. 02:45, 24 August 2011 (UTC)

Just like 'ye olden days of your on the original ED...--Hatter read the book my steel-toe boot wrote, it's called on the road to your ass. 02:48, 24 August 2011 (UTC)

Protip kids...posting drunk...never a good idea.  :(

--Onideus 03:13, 24 August 2011 (UTC)

Sober, with just a pinch of Citrus Skoal in my lip.--Hatter read the book my steel-toe boot wrote, it's called on the road to your ass. 03:21, 24 August 2011 (UTC)

Wilykit

You should totally user File:TC WillyKit.jpg as your sig icon bro. ^Ty_Talk 06:35, 26 August 2011 (UTC)

Yeah I think not actually. It wouldn't shrink down well anyway. --Onideus 12:18, 26 August 2011 (UTC)

Basement!? Why you gotta state such unfounded probabilities bro? ^Ty_Talk 07:09, 27 August 2011 (CEST)

Oh, I'm sorry, are you keeping the kiddies locked up in the closet? My bad. --Onideus 22:12, 27 August 2011 (CEST)

My closet has a sliding door, I can't lock it. I use it to store cloth bags full of various rubber balls. BTW why don't you use wiki bolding instead of html bolding in your sig? Would save you a character bro.^Ty_Talk 04:03, 28 August 2011 (CEST)

WikiFur

What makes you think the intent is self-promotion? I mean yeah, people can talk about artists or comics or whatever, but I thought the intent was for fans to document popular works (like Sabrina Online), not for start-up authors to promote their own material that nobody likes enough to make an article for. I guess I can see how people might commandeer the wiki for self-promotion purposes but I don't think that would have been the original or stated motive of it. ^Ty_Talk 20:59, 28 August 2011 (CEST)

Had to go searching for it, but found it again pretty easily:

"Our tolerance of vanity pages is much higher. If there is anything about a person which might be of interest to the community, it is worth recording. If you are writing about yourself, you might want to put personal activities or contact details on your wiki user page, then link to it from the main page about you (note that the latter is community-edited - it's not "your page")."

Hurr durr! Above anything else, WikiFur is essentially a vanity page site for furries coupled with a general directory of furry related topics.

--Onideus 12:58, 29 August 2011 (CEST)

Being tolerant of something and allowing it in your community doesn't mean it is the primary purpose of your community though. It seems they allow vanity, not necessarily promote or encourage it. They just seem to recognize some people make their own pages. It's just a shame people do so before having accomplished something noteworthy. Illustrating your own webcomic or something, for example, would be interesting. Basically EVERY furfan draws a fursona of themself though, so that doesn't stand out as notable. ^Ty_Talk 00:28, 3 September 2011 (CEST)

Lol u got banned again from FA

=3c --CinoxFellpyre 20:55, 1 September 2011 (CEST)

LOL, I've been banned from pretty much everywhere these days. I've been starting a "collection" of sorts:

http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Nazi_News_Media/

As well as nyah:

http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_FaceBook/Censored_Posts/

It's pretty disorganized though at the moment. I've actually got a whole horde more content to put up, but it's mostly all un-cropped screen caps...been thinkin about hiring someone part time to edit and compile it all for me. I'm likely the most censored person on the whole of the Internet at this point. The only places that ~won't~ ban me are Wired, ZDnet and the NY Times...and only because every time I post on their shit it floods their pages with user activity and ups their ad banner revenue. --Onideus 21:11, 1 September 2011 (CEST)

• Dude why would you get banned from that awesome art site? How will you know when the next update to Babysitting Cream comes out!? ^Ty_Talk 00:42, 3 September 2011 (CEST)

Let me guess, that's something pedo related, isn't it? Thanks for letting me know, I'll search it out and if I can find it I'll ask teh mods to get it taken down for violating the FA ToS. ^__^ --Onideus 16:58, 3 September 2011 (CEST)

I'll remember for next time :p

I spend way to much time on 420chan to browse much of anywhere else. Noticing how Kirtaner never really cares to properly fund the board. Ariodon 14:04, 22 December 2011 (CET)

Screencaps

Hey, do you have screencaps of Gizgiz's journal before comments were nuked? Equivamp^{talk(Troll me here)} 02:44, 9 September 2011 (CEST)

This is what I got up so far: http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_ED/GizGiz/

Still missing a lot of content though, like all of his art and art comments/threads, most of the videos from his Bambuser account, the majority of the material from his "dog fucking friends" as well as the "aftermath" aka "smoking crater" screen cap of the "Bye" journal, plus various other things. I actually have all the data already, it's just not sorted/organized yet.

As far as the "Bye" journal, it was going to be too large as a single file, so I split it apart into six "smaller" ones. I took a slight bit of artistic liberty in moving around/fixing a few things that got screwed up (cause FA's journal threading is 38 shades of shit in most cases). I also restored that one butthurt girl's avatar to the original "angry" looking one she was using in all the posts she made before she tried to backpedal about being mad (and subsequently changed it). --Onideus 13:39, 9 September 2011 (CEST)