Jim Jordan

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Jim Jordan, a former Assistant Coach for Ohio State University from 1984 to 1996 and a current representative for the Gerrymandered 4th district of the mutatated population of Western Ohio has decided to fight current allegations that he overlooked more than 1,000 cases of sexual abuse between students and athletes when he was a coach at OSU by saying. "Would you look at the time. The timing of this is a little too convienant."

	“	What happened to the days when you could slap someone across the face when they tried to play a game of grab ass? Oh yeah, we call that assault now. BEAM ME THE FUCK UP!!	„
	—Jim Trafficant

	“	Look, the timing makes you wonder. All I know is, it’s not true. ... It’s interesting that the timing is what it is, in light of things that are going on in Washington.”	„
	—Jim Jordan

Wrestling Career and Coaching

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