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August 6 & 9 1945

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August 6, and 9th, 1945 were great days in American history when current President Harry S. Trumsn] finally was able to focus on the Slsnt-Eyed menace in the Pacific. Over a 3 day period, after he laid the ultimate banhammer down on Japan, two cities - Hiroshima and Niggersaki were turned to glass when he turned 250,000 Jappers instantly into steam, atoms and shadows for their sin of back stabbing the United States of Americunts when they attacked Pearl Harbor unprovoked.

The bombings are estimated to have saved tens of thousands of Allied lives from the fanatical, man god worship that had become the Japper mentality. While plans for an evasion were being written, the Jaos trained their citizens, much like crazed Muslim terrorist instructors that they should give up anything and everything they can in in any way.

If it meant stabbing a Heroic American soldier with a sharpened stick, do it. If it mean a woman sticking a grenade up her horizontal hole and jumping into a crowd of Amerucunt soldiers, all the better because they would be remembered in song and story for their honorable deaths.

Being unlike most Democrats, Hoover had a pair and felt the war in the Pacific shouldn'tbe allowed to drag on so Hapan could sue for peoce. In a great show of power Hoover jumped so far into the sky that when he landed after his master punch, Japan had became America's Bitch.

What It's Like To Die By Nuke

First you will see a light brighter than the sun. Even before you can raise your hand to shield your eyes, your eyes and skin will have caught fire. Depending on how close you are to ground zero, you will either burn away like a piece of paper or have your body exploded when the shock wave hits.

If you aren't one of those lucky motherfucker’s that were in ground zero when the nuke hit you will be blind, burnt and dying for the next 2 days.

Japan's Aggression

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On December 7, 1941 Japan Cowardly attacked Pearl Harbor because The Jewnited States of Americunts refused to cede to their demands that Hawaii and territories like the Midway Islands be handed over to them because Japan felt it was their right to control the Pacific Ocean's reaches from China to California.

High on the Eugenics movement, Japan decided that lesser Azns such as the Beaners from the Philippines and the Chinese should be eradicated and killed off to make more room for them. Using cruel tactics like the ' Bataan Death March over 20,000 Philapenos were killed by Japanese cruelty and The Rape Of Nanjing killed close to 300,000 people and reports of Japanese officers throwing babies in the air to cut them in half or cutting woman cunt to throat with their Katana's exist.

Furthermore, the Japanese people hid behind their Warrior code, ignoring the Geneva Convention with regards to the rights of captured enemy combatants such as wrapping them in linen, dipping them in tar and making them into living candles, torture, murder, slavery and other lulzy ideas that came to their sick and twist minds it was apparent that the Jspanese had no respect for human lives, even theirs with many pilots willing to play Jihad Joe because they bought onto this whole idea of honour and how if they succeed in their Kamikazi mission all the people they killed will be their servants in hell.

Observing these atrocities, and others, by the cowardly Japanese people the Hoover administration had only one choice open to them to protect the lives of American soldiers and that was to use the newly developed Atomic weapons and force them into a surrender that was beneficial to both sides, over the idea of invading the Japanese mainland and being forced to endure the fanatism of the Japanese people.