User talk:TheBeardedOyster

Welcome, TheBeardedOyster

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Colleen 16:51, 28 November 2013 (EST)

Hey fuckface

So it seems you made an attack page against a 13 year old nobody, who nobody knows anything about. Did he break your heart or something? This is not what ED is for. We don't care about your personal drama. CobaltCat 17:15, 28 November 2013 (EST)

Edit your shit article into one more thing

and you are gone CobaltCat 17:23, 28 November 2013 (EST)