User talk:Asdfghjkl;qperfuckjews

Welcome, Asdfghjkl;qperfuckjews

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• Colleen • Talk • Contribs • Bot • 01:06, 14 December 2013 (EST)

Don't write shit in first person

When you submit shit to articles, don't write I, me, etc. as it makes it seem like you are a butthurt faggot. Please correct that in Lolli Section. Kthxbye. CobaltCat 01:45, 14 December 2013 (EST)

your ban

hello. do you have any intention of contributing constructively? -hipcrime 01:59, 14 December 2013 (EST)