Nickolaus Pacione

Warning!
Nickolaus will destroy your computers and will be calling Encyclopedia Dramatica quite a few unpleasant names in the pages of An Eye In Shadows as he took out quite a few of the old guard equating them to murderers on a video blog.

And now a sampling of some of the sophisticated thoughts on ED that may appear in his book.

	“	She's going to learn an expensive lesson not to practice defamation of character even the asshole who now owns Encyclopedia Dramatica been fucking his dead relatives in the process. I guess he thinks it's fine to spread lies about someone in a public website, encouraging people to load up pictures of children too -- I am thinking people like him jump online contributing to people wanting to kill themselves. I guess the dead relative fuckers get off on that sort of thing.	„
	—Nicky

	“	There will be an anthology that will be coming soon and submissions will be opened up to only people who've been bullied by Encyclopedia Dramatica. I am not talking the far left or those who are actually dicksuckers, but I am looking for the regular people who've been harassed by such sites without end. I am looking to get this anthology in the hands of Illinois legislature so they can see what kind of shit these people are doing and see if there could get a law passed for cyber-harassment and impersonation, impostor journals are bullshit. There should be a law against it.	„
	—Nickolaus

	“	I can tell that Encyclopeda Dramatica had something to do with that one and it's proof they are the main source of lying about my career.	„
	—Dickoless

	“	And for those fuckers who are doing that convention in Chicago -- fuck off I am not interested. It will be because I would end up punching someone. That whole site involved is devoted to the libel of my name so no, I am not fucking interested. I wish the bitch who made that site will burn in hell, or fined for slander a large amount of money.I guess when they do an convention, they bring all the assholes together.	„
	—Pacione

	“	It seems like the more with people like Encyclopedia Dramatica is doing to do libelous postings of me on that site, every chance they get they're going to libel me. I just addressed what they did in the book and waiting for them to choke on their words.	„
	—Pacione

	“	I will say the Encyclepedia Dramatica crowd needs to have their computers blown up in front of them or have someone beat their screens with a baseball bat. It's that fucked up, just because someone like me is seeing some success with short stories that are true in magazines so they decide to stir up old shit...	„
	—Pacione on blowing up your computer

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Nickolaus Pacione (also known as "Administer Of Agitation") is has a learning disroder and as a horror writer. He brought creative nonfiction into the indie publishing circles and busted Christine Marie Morgan as a compulsive character thief. UPDATE JULY '07 - Nicky was BANNED from xanga for numerous threats thereby violating xanga's Terms of Service.

“	Those books are not free downloads. I will have your blog pulled.and will see to it someone kills you and burns your house down.	„
—Posted 6/24/2007 7:37 PM by nickolauspacione

Later Nick contacted the same person via private message to negotiate a truce:

“	I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU -- do you hear me. Better yet -- I will let the owners of spinetinglers know that you pirated books. Those books are not available as e-books. You pirated them. Now you will die.	„
—I WILL KILL YOU!

counter troll

A classic example of counter-troll, Nickolaus is known to send death threats to people who dislike him or who make eye-contact with him on his daily bus ride to hot topic. He routinely creates accounts in goth forums, creates a buzz with his output (saw Mick Mercer do his anthologies introduction and stood up to VampireFeaks.), flames any criticism of his work, regardless of how minor it is. In true lol-cow fashion, he also has a particular fondness for threatening critics with both physical violence and lawsuits (though not always in that order.) Be sure to search for his profiles on DeadJournal, Diary-X, Xanga. Pacione famously took a piss on Darren McKeeman's photograph.

LJDrama

Nickolaus was featured frequently from 2003 to 2005 on LJDrama, where he was best known for referring to his online antagonists as "mutants", "liberals" "fatherfuckers" and "chickenfucks," among other ostensibly creative epithets. He still can't get over LJDrama, even today [1] [2]. He took out Rockcandy76 and Sherrod DeGrippo along with a high profile member of Fandom Wank. He found out one of the commenting went to school with one of his family members.

Nickyboy also has a hard- " on for Scarlet, and has actually been conned into paying someone to " hack LJ Drama and Scarlet's journal.

Pacione vs. Poppy Z. Brite

He engaged in an ongoing feud with popular erotic horror novelist Poppy Z. Brite, whose use of homosexuality and sodomy in her stories is the apparent cause for Pacione hatred (as he considers himself a conservative), although while reading thru one of Nick's older sites, it was discovered that only a few years ago he considered himself a liberal until he saw what Blago did. He saw the lies that Liberals told.

Pacione was caught red-handed making fun of Poppy Z. Brite who lives in New Orleans. Nick had said in private that if his jokes about her were to get out it would be a PR nightmare, so of course they were released to the public. Nick as he did it as a last gift for a Literary Fiction Novelist who died in a flood.. The project was often railroaded and got him banging heads with Ramsey Campbell. The project was planned when the Christmas Tsumani of 2005 hit.

Views on Plagiarism

	“	I got another asshole submitting stories that were blatantly stolen from my work, this time the jackhole stole The Ferrymen's Wheelchair which originally showed up on FictionPress.com then appeared on House of Pain E-zine. A story that was previously published in the first Tabloid Purposes. You all want to say hello to the jackhole I could post his e-mail address and IP number. I guess Louise Bohmer condones the fact these assholes are willing to plagiarize my work just to try to get into the magazine. This is the mother fuckers' e-mail, and the plagiarizing jackhole's IP is 127.0.0.1. Hey Sage of All Fields, get a life fucking motherfucker. The mother fucker's IP is the same as the asshole who brags about trying to sneak into my magazine under an assumed name and hides behind the pen name of George Thompson. I don't fucking appreciate the fact you bastards are slashing up my characters. That is the ultimate form of disrespect.	„

the Author

He writes horror, science fiction, creative nonfiction which saw an oil painting and did self-publish.] But sold to a few magazines and got on a news stand. So ED suck it there.

One of Pacione's honest mistakes occurred when quickly cleared up with National Geographic and teamed up with NOAA from a heads up from a Naked Snake Press mate to use as a cover to one of his indie publications. This was shocking to many since Nick is a die-hard advocate against using other people's artwork without permission and has threatened on numerous occasions to invoke E-lawyers to punish those who do. When it was pointed out to Pacione that he violated one of his own rules, he quickly assumed the role of Captain Butthurt and blamed his law breaking on those who simply pointed out to him that he committed said crime.

Nick's constant talk of hospital visits and personal sickness has lead many to believe that he contracted AIDs while visiting the grave of Edgar Allan Poe.

As of 04/21/08, bastard has been declared a "public figure" by LJ Abuse have made him a cult figure. This means that Pacione favorite tactic for dealing with criticism on LJ, screaming at LJ Abuse , is no longer going to work for hire.

Nicky Videos

Nicky has been spreading his own brand of video lulz on Jewtube and google video as of late usually either promoting his books or dealing with his own personal demons.

He had two video cameras in 2007-2008, one had no sound and one did. The one where he does the middle finger was from the one without the sound.

	“	This was in response to the repeated slandering of his name on places like Eneyclopedia Dramatica and the douchefags who go writing slash stories of him and some fucking pop star he doesn't give two shits about. Fucking yellow journalists are the thing that will set him off the worst. Especially bitches who repeatedly committed copyright rape. Ahem fandomwank! Encyclopedia Dramatica are AIDS infested piss bloggers who have no life, and their biggest ambition in life are to be tabloid reporters who failed at that.	„

Nicky On DeviantArt

His DA Page is a new and exciting place to see him go postal on just about anyone for no reason whatsoever. Here he calls out other self-important authors and accuses them of being sodomites and infringers of copyright. If they respond they're generally mocked and their post hidden, so Nicky can look like an ultra badass all the while playing the victim. He strives for Anonymous-like cruelty, but fails except for inside his own mind.

Update! Recently good ol' Nicky has taken to flipping out on another Devfag, Simply-tragic (an emofag name if one has ever been heard). When his target was hacked, the following note was found, completely owning Nicky's terrible writing by actually re-writing one of Nicky's stories! You know what, no. This is enough. Your writing is damn near impossible to wade through, and I have other shit to do. If you really think I'm just pussing out I'll do the whole damn thing, but under no circumstances do I want to. I'm going to work on my novel and be done with you. I've proved my point.

Showdown with Lulu.com

In July, 2014, Pacione lost his Lulu account on a lie, his classmates went after the account. The screed he left on Luludotcom's Facebook page was classic. He got his catalog back though four projects survived what happened to createspace. The Ethereal Gazette: Issue Five, Issue Ten, both namesakes, An Eye In Shadows and his first release are reissued with a family business out of Scottsdale, AZ.

Pacione on Wikia

2018 saw Pacione make a minor resurgence on Wikia Pacione ends up connecting up with the CEO of Fandom on Linkedin.com because he said they were doing an injustice to his alumni when he pulled out the article on from Fox News of a church blackfacing.