User talk:SoMuchSwagger

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Welcome, SoMuchSwagger

This is serious. READ IT.

Before making your first article look over ED:101. If you don't, it is unlikely that your article will survive for more than sixty seconds and you risk being banned by ED Sysops.

We realize a lot of you are busy or may be new to ED, so here's just the most important info:

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BMO 23:27, 29 May 2015 (EDT)

Uploading files

Hey SoMuchSwagger, maybe you didn't see it at first, but:
But you're probably too fucking retarded to read a simple instruction.

Apparently, you didn't see it at first, so I made it extra flashy for you. Deceptive 23:58, 29 May 2015 (EDT)

NAME YOUR FUCKING FILENAMES--Boudica 13:17, 30 May 2015 (EDT)

Who cares what the files are named. If you need help with your article drop me a note. Best of luck! reply 13:22, 30 May 2015 (EDT)
Naming files is important, it helps Google index them so when people search for a keyword our site is more likely to come up than with just IMG12344.jpg or something generic like that. Although in this instance the guy was writing a page about himself and deserved to be banned, people should be more tactful and not so abrasive toward new users. --Mantequilla (talk) 16:24, 31 May 2015 (EDT)

VANDALISM IS POINTLESS YOU FAGGOT

Srsly. We can revert edits really fast. --(Hero's Inventory / Call for The Hero!) 17:56, 30 May 2015 (EDT)

Where are the sysops when you need them? Deceptive 17:57, 30 May 2015 (EDT)

Who knows. Probably having a good fapping. --(Hero's Inventory / Call for The Hero!) 17:58, 30 May 2015 (EDT)