User talk:Schnookums

	“	Listen, and understand. That weasel is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, so long as there are edits to be made.	„

you know what you did

and what you didn't do. fuck you with a rake. and fuck you for what you didn't do. —  VX  08:48, 5 April 2015 (EDT)

• Which end of the rake? The INSUFFERABLE Tim 08:52, 5 April 2015 (EDT)

Tim the Insufferable wanna yiff? ^reply 08:54, 5 April 2015 (EDT)

• Sorry, xir. I don't yiff transsexuals. The INSUFFERABLE Tim 13:10, 5 April 2015 (EDT)

You could only perceive me as transsexual if you were because I'm not. ^reply 13:35, 5 April 2015 (EDT)

• Oh so you haven't had your operation yet? Don't worry, I'm sure you'll make a fine young he-she when it's through. The INSUFFERABLE Tim 13:54, 5 April 2015 (EDT)

Schnookums doesn't normally display affection to other male furs like this, Tim. You should feel privileged! Vermin    14:04, 5 April 2015 (EDT)

Tim rejected my advances so I should take that a sign God wants me to be straight. ^reply 14:18, 5 April 2015 (EDT)

Hello fur-iend

Hope I'm not distracting you if you're busy. I just wanted to drop a quick message to you saying I'm glad to see you're back full force again on the wiki and I hope you're doing well.

It's difficult to get a good WiFi signal up here in space, but when I am able to get one, I plan on helping you out with writing articles and such. It's been a while since we last worked together! I'm not interested in slapfights or satirical insults toward random users this time around, I promise. I haven't enough time for that these days, and plus being way up here has given me time to clear my head and realize there's no point in doing it.

It may be difficult to trust me given my past history, but I assure you I'm only here to help. Sorry about anything stupid from before. I checked my superiority complex back at planet Earth. Vermin    14:21, 5 April 2015 (EDT)

go away vermin nobody likes you and no one buys your lies anymore Tigercommander 14:26, 5 April 2015 (EDT)

You'll never be trusted but I do believe your statements are genuine and sincere. Glad the break helped you clear your mind. You aren't new anymore so you know where my priorities are. Do you think he likes me? ^reply 14:35, 5 April 2015 (EDT)

He rejected my advances as well. Could he be playing hard to get? Vermin    14:59, 5 April 2015 (EDT)

	“	That's not very insufferable of you.	„
	—Vermin

^reply 15:03, 5 April 2015 (EDT)

(edits) Lol tigercommander's just being friendly. He's such a funny guy.   Agent Otter Whiskers  23:50, 5 April 2015 (EDT)

That's fine, I'm all for being friendly or teased, but he shouldn't edit talk posts, especially during a moment of sincerity. I would prefer he adds his own post underneath it instead like he did above. That's all I was saying. Vermin    00:31, 6 April 2015 (EDT)

I wonder how he'll edit this one... ^   Agent Otter Whiskers  00:34, 6 April 2015 (EDT)

lol noooo... Vermin   

Welcome back

Nice to see you around again. --JuniusThaddeus 14:38, 6 April 2015 (EDT)

Skool shooter anniversary celebration

to celebrate the columbine sweet 16... and the vtech massacre's 8th ani AOTN - APRIL 16TH = Cho Seung Hui

AOTN - APRIL 20TH = Columbine

Threat advisory for 16 / 20 would be something to do with guns i guess or skool

AlGore 02:54, 7 April 2015 (EDT)

lock plz

Hi there, lock the Lord Foxworth‎ article pls. His circlejerk is trying to edit out the info that he's a troll --Günter 13:03, 7 April 2015 (EDT)

How do I AOTN?

How do I create AOTNs kthanxbi --LoverOfBats 17:56, 9 April 2015 (EDT)

Thanks for the help.

I now have the l33t skillz to manage the front page. (I am going to abuse my powers hard. :3)

Also, minor note for one of the future articles of the now. April 16th is the anniversary of the Virginia Tech shooting, but you set the article for the 19th. --LoverOfBats 18:17, 10 April 2015 (EDT)

Re: homophobe

I'm a bit uncomfortable that a couple of things I put up seemed a bit venomously pointed.

I feel a bit awkward that a couple of things I put up seemed venomously pointed, when really I don't care, be homophobic, it's nothing to do with me. I'm maybe missing the point Deadpriest 11:16, 11 April 2015 (EDT)

Don't mind Schnookums, Deadpriest, he just has a lot of hate in his heart. It's black as coal! He needs spiritual healing! Vermin    11:21, 11 April 2015 (EDT)

right right

Shamone

I don't have as much free time these days, and I never intend to use IRC again, but should you ever decide to enable your e-mail this user function again allow me to inbox you on the forums or venture into Tinychat, I would be interested in resuming our conversations where we left off back in the Sickpuppy days. The ones about working together and improving the wiki, and having playful exchanges on the side (excluding any negativity toward other users, of course).

And to anyone else reading this: anything "mean" I say to this guy is obviously a joke, so cool your Dorito's! Vermin    11:44, 11 April 2015 (EDT)

Use public channels for communication. And to be safe, I'm going to tone down the teasing. It's boring that way but I'm more interested in maintaining the peace and quiet.

As for busy, don't expect any pity from me. I was serious when I didn't intend on returning until 2016. At the moment I'm working 60 hours a week between two jobs. But it's worth it, because next year I'm going to own a house and won't ever pay rent again. ^reply 12:15, 11 April 2015 (EDT)

Boring is what causes people to lose interest in ED and stop coming around to help. As of now, your amusing replies on the forum were the only thing I was expectedly logging in to see, and seeing you back at the helm rekindled my interest in caring for the wiki again after I moved. If I'm not having fun, then what's the point? If anyone is unable to interpret our banter as playful, then that's their fault, and it shouldn't stop us from having fun while we work together.

I'm happy to hear you're working hard toward your dream. I've always been a renter as opposed to an owner when it comes to residency, as I have no intentions of marrying or getting into a relationship, and thus have no one to own a house with. I don't need my own house to be happy in life either, I'm personally happy being single and being a renter. I hope everything with your house works out for you. Vermin    12:32, 11 April 2015 (EDT)

Conflict means that I have to deal with politics which inevitably leads to unneeded bureaucracy. After a while it gets tedious and very predictable. Never be need others to entertain yourself and you'll be truly free. ^reply 14:28, 11 April 2015 (EDT)

You should know better than most that conflict and politics will exist on ED no matter what. But if I catch the drift of what you're saying, then what you're doing is unnecessary, and it won't lead to that. Don't worry about it. Just have fun.

While I was on my space mission, I ran into Mr. J'onzz. He's enjoying a quiet life at home with his cats, and he said hello and hopes that everyone can have fun and work productively together without the very politics which lost his interest in ED. Vermin    14:42, 11 April 2015 (EDT)

I am being myself, you just don't know it. Now I require sleep. ^reply 14:45, 11 April 2015 (EDT)

Don't I? :>

Just remember who the captain of furfaggotry is around here, chief, and there won't be any conflict. Vermin    01:53, 12 April 2015 (EDT)

answer to a question that wasn't asked

I wish I hadn't put anything on the animal abuse page, also.

answer to a question that wasn't asked

I wish I hadn't put anything on the animal abuse page, also. Deadpriest 15:57, 11 April 2015 (EDT)

AZHK

• The situation has already been handled, no need to try and stir up a shit-storm where there isn't one. Talk | Contribs 15:37, 14 April 2015 (EDT)

I'm not, but it seems you were. ^reply 15:39, 14 April 2015 (EDT)

Also I deleted what you added to their userpage, you said you aren't trying to stir up a shit-storm where there isn't one, correct? ^reply 15:40, 14 April 2015 (EDT)

Except that it's clear they're the person the evil-unveiled article was talking about, just labeling them accordingly. Talk | Contribs 15:42, 14 April 2015 (EDT)

So you were trying to bait them and stir up a shit-storm. Anyways you just told me they were were a vandal so I banned them. ^reply 15:50, 14 April 2015 (EDT)

I didn't ban them because it looked like they were going to contribute a new article to the wiki, which they did. I gave them sufficient warning that continuing to fuck with the evil-unveiled article about them would get them banned, and put the stuff on their user page because I was just busting their balls. Thanks for sticking your nose in this dumbass, you've more than likely run off a contributing new user before they had a chance to flesh out their first article. Talk | Contribs 17:07, 14 April 2015 (EDT)

What an ironic statement coming from someone who had their sysop previously taken from them for running off new contributors. Only in this case, you're enabling a rule-breaking vandal to write a butthurt revenge article instead of deleting day-old articles and telling the authors they suck.

Schnookums was right to do his job and stick his nose in this, this was clearly someone signing on to vandalize an article which was very likely written about them, and back their actions up by calling it "lies and slander" and attacking the person who exposed their sickfuckery. When all else fails, they go and write a butthurt attack article about the person who wrote the Evil-unveiled article about them in order to get revenge (which by the way has zero internet relevance/drama/interest period), and here you are encouraging them to do it, after vandalizing their user page and calling them a pedo. Are you really that dense, BakaRed? Vermin    01:10, 15 April 2015 (EDT)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Look BakaRed, if you aren't going to ban someone then don't bait them by fucking with their userpage. On the other hand, if we don't want someone on the wiki, ban their ass and decorate their userpage accordingly. ^reply 08:33, 15 April 2015 (EDT)

Miyazaki article

Bah, I'm in a funk. Critique away, I'm not sure what else I can write that hasn't been mentioned already. --Cloudsoda 16:02, 15 April 2015 (EDT)

{{Lulcowboard}}

Could you restore it? I'm working on an article for the board itself to tie all of its drama together. JEWS^✡ 21:15, 19 April 2015 (EDT)

Bummer. Thanks anyways! JEWS^✡ 23:50, 21 April 2015 (EDT)

Okay Miyazaki for real this time. Honest.

I gotta stop being a lazy douchebag and reply earlier next time. Critique plox. --Cloudsoda 19:46, 24 April 2015 (EDT)

Welcome spam?

Excuse me, wtf is going on with the welcome spam? 1sam234 17:46, 30 April 2015 (EDT)

Snapchat

Here you go: https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Snapchat

So, Snapchat is the third most popular social media platform right now, yet ED had no article for it (but does have hundreds talking about Myspace). This is part of my project of updating ED pages so everything doesn't look stuck in the mid to late 2000s (I've been purging pages of their Myspace references and will keep going, probably going to need to do the same to many Live Journal references since it has fallen way behind since 2012).

I uploaded two files I grabbed off Google that I plan to add to the article, File:Snapchat hacked.jpg and File:Snapchat hottie.jpg. The only rules I saw were no CP/bestiality, no using ED like imgur, and give the files meaningful names. If there are some other rules please let me know before I add pics.

Thanks for the help. Zew0 11:52, 9 May 2015 (EDT)

I'm afraid

Have I been banned? Deadpriest

DOSFag

I'm glad you disabled their account for a few days. They were whiny as all hell. --(Hero's Inventory / Call for The Hero!) 23:49, 20 May 2015 (EDT)

Do you think we should revoke their editor privileges or even ban them for good if they keep this whiny shit going? They've already been banned twice in their two to three days as an editor. 1sam234 00:04, 21 May 2015 (EDT)

If he continues to whine on the TJC and make life difficult, there is a good chance he'll get permanbanned,but usually that is saved for vandals--Boudica 00:08, 21 May 2015 (EDT)

The only reason he is whining is cuz ppl are trolling him and making it hard for him to work on the wiki. If ppl just left him alone he wouldn't do this. --Mantequilla (talk) 00:26, 21 May 2015 (EDT)

It takes a lot of willpower not to troll someone who reacts like this. Definitely when it is so fucking easy to do. I really don't know why he thought this would be a good place for him. --ImperialGuard 01:47, 21 May 2015 (EDT)

I don't see this ending well.--Boudica 16:58, 21 May 2015 (EDT)

not attention seeking, self pity

You find me creepy and a bit ghoulish, sorry, I'll find another sysops to bother when I need guidance (sorry) I'm not being whining I thought I was being a good person It's very early in the morning. I am deadpriest .

Howzat?

Got some lulzy quotes, threw a few more pics on there. I'm not sure what would be good clip material, because 90% of it is "Top Shit You Didn't Know" videos, while the rest are weeaboos filming each other. [1] --Cloudsoda 20:29, 21 May 2015 (EDT)

Page-Blank Revert Script

Excellent work, now I no longer have to refresh the recent changes page every minute or bother clicking the rollback button as often. The INSUFFERABLE Tim 12:56, 23 May 2015 (EDT)

Mikemikev

Just to point out user: Oliver Smith is Mikemikev on the JuniusThaddeus entry. Mikemikev is impersonating me (though rather poorly). He also impersonated Junius Thaddeus by using his real name at reddit.Kromscape 09:58, 24 May 2015 (EDT)

Lock Mikemikev talk-page

Hey thanks for removing those pages. Mikemikev keeps returning on the talk page of the Mikemikev entry, so you should lock it. I'm no longer wasting any more time responding to him there. Kromscape 12:25, 26 May 2015 (EDT)

help me fix templates

• Having some problems fixing some stuff regarding templates. Firstly, the tumblr series template is made in such a way that it's centralized, but it also centralizes everything beneath it. I can't figure out how to fix it but keep the thing in the middle. oddguy 17:18, 27 May 2015 (EDT)

• Yo, I took all he templates and shoved them on the sandbox. Separated them into ones that I reduced to 80% width and ones I didn't because couldn't figure out how without breaking them/making them ugly or didn't think were worth bothering with. If you're at all interested in continuing this pointless project this will help. I'm burned out on it. oddguy 13:17, 29 May 2015 (EDT)

My image

Excuse me. Can you please remove this image, File:Paul tibbitt are these yours by toon o clock-d82mna7.jpg from the MysteriousMrEnter ED page?

This was originally a drawing of mine and I no longer wish for it to be shared in public.

I apologize if I seem to be bothering you or if this isn't the right place to ask. I'm new to this website. — Preceding comment added by Toon-o-clock (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Unless you can speak Ukrainian and have a court order by a judge in Ukraine (or if there's a copyright on the image), we don't have to take shit down, faggot. --(Hero's Inventory / Call for The Hero!) 22:13, 2 June 2015 (EDT)

It's not a matter of copyright it's a matter of common decency. We will review it. --Mantequilla (talk) 22:46, 2 June 2015 (EDT)

Beam-oh

I noticed in BMO's welcome message, his signature is plainer than Jane. And that girl is pretty plain, oh, let me tell ya!

I propose adding this image to his sig, and have it link to his article. Whaddaya think?

BMO 09:06, 10 June 2015 (lunar time)
 Vermin    09:08, 10 June 2015 (EDT)

I'm gonna leave it plain for now. ^reply 10:31, 10 June 2015 (EDT)

aayyy

muh email is fucked yet again somehow, try this —  VX  06:36, 19 June 2015 (EDT)

thanks!

Thank you!!!!! Now I'm motivated to do more! Lena Kochman needs more lulz. Kickass 14:26, 22 June 2015 (EDT)

T:GNA

I intend to modify that fugly template, especially if it breaks some PREG scripting. —  VX  14:24, 22 January 2016 (EST)

That's cool. I've just been doing other stuff so if you can update the template and include instructions and if illegals would stop raping women that would be great. ^reply 15:17, 22 January 2016 (EST)

Scripts

Since you apparently want to do some scripts, I have a proposal for you. Instead of me going manually through unused images, perhaps you could script some of them. I was thinking that perhaps you could take some of the names from Image dumps, and it will search through all of those. Like for instance it searches Brianna with the suffixes 1-1000. It would great if it searched all kinds of image formats. Would some proper pre and suffixes, I am sure it would get 98% correct. CobaltCat 06:10, 28 January 2016 (EST)

irc

when are you available to talk about shit there, weasel?  — Preceding comment added by Tai "Rogue" Edgelord Cheney (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Anonymous need your help please [email protected]  — Preceding comment added by Ddiimmoonn (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Re: Re: Rename

Okay, I've made my decision. I'd like to be renamed "KaneLives95." --LoverOfBats 14:42, 31 January 2016 (EST)

can we make a ness memorial page

?? ♥♥♥ 20:25, 31 January 2016 (EST)

Sneazel

thanks for handling that. i'm in bed with "a cold" and haven't been paying much attention lately. :) -hipcrime 14:39, 6 February 2016 (EST)

yes plz. it's been freezing here lately. :3 -hipcrime 15:38, 6 February 2016 (EST)

LOL AIDS. CobaltCat 16:02, 6 February 2016 (EST)

Removed Dox

I removed the addresses and phone numbers for Geekgirl per the no dox rule. I noticed there is a long edit history for her, so if I was wrong to remove the dox please let me know. Thanks. - Zew0 14:51, 13 February 2016 (EST)

Don't Worry

I won't let you down, bro. And thanks! - Zew0 01:48, 17 February 2016 (EST)

Bahleeted Cunt-tent

I know that you will just send me dickpix, before you'll take the trip to Denmarkistan, so you can rape me in the night, so we can fall in love, and have hot steamy gay sex all the time, so we forget our important tasks here on ED, and then ED will wither and die without our precious input. So that's why I can't. Also a weasel and a cat, what would the children look like? CobaltCat 04:38, 18 February 2016 (EST)

A jaguarundi is science gone wrong. Just a prank bro. CobaltCat 05:17, 18 February 2016 (EST)

The etective one? It is bootiful. CobaltCat 05:27, 18 February 2016 (EST)

I will find you, and I will kill you. CobaltCat 05:27, 18 February 2016 (EST)

Moon Man

What do you think of the text shadow shit I've used in the Moon Man article? I thought it needed to be moar white. CobaltCat 10:58, 21 February 2016 (EST)

Yeah. The worst part is not even the text but the links :D. I could make the shadow much darker, but then again, not so much KKK power. CobaltCat 14:11, 21 February 2016 (EST)

Trigger happy

It seems that one who did shit to the Bonnie Combs shit was sorta right. CobaltCat 13:47, 23 February 2016 (EST)

Cloudflare

Is it half-way ded or something? It seems that some images and shit like here ain't working. CobaltCat 10:43, 28 February 2016 (EST)

I found the problem. "sibin had a look". CobaltCat 10:53, 28 February 2016 (EST)

BMO

#You are gay CobaltCat 11:51, 3 March 2016 (EST)

There. I think that solved it. Real nice coding there, Twitter. CobaltCat 12:30, 3 March 2016 (EST)

Speaking off Twitter, this. But according to the main page Drumpf is the main page, so the Twitter bot must be 2 days out, or some shit. Fix it. CobaltCat 14:35, 6 March 2016 (EST)

Locked Out of EDF

I stupidly locked myself out of EDF, and password reset won't send the email. Can you help me with that? - Zew0 14:32, 9 March 2016 (EST)

Re:

I didn't receive an email. :( - Zew0 17:06, 9 March 2016 (EST)

OK, sent! - Zew0 20:00, 9 March 2016 (EST)

Thank you! - Zew0 21:48, 9 March 2016 (EST)

Grease Monkey

Thanks, but I was just browsing mediawiki, when I came across something I wanted to try out. Just to see how easy it would be to make a new navigation menu, so that the site is better for mobile users. I assume the upgrade to a mediawiki from this millenia is still underway? CobaltCat 09:08, 14 March 2016 (EDT)

I just think that a more responsive wiki would be better. So the site actually looked decent on mobile. I wanted to do something like Mediawiki.com has for mobile, where the left menu actually becomes a drop-down instead. The issue with this is that it will not allow ads there, for obvious reasons. But it would give a much needed 150-200 px, on a display that might only be 720 pixels wide. And to get people to use BNA/GNA, I think they need to be in the navigation menu. When you have to go to new pages, and then BNA.. just nope. CobaltCat 12:50, 14 March 2016 (EDT)

YouTube HTML5

As you might have read Here some fags want the YouTube embed to be HTML5 instead of shitty flash. And I think I found the way here. It just need a crat to access the YouTube.php and do some changes. CobaltCat 05:30, 19 March 2016 (EDT)

Grease Monkey

Hey bae-bee I've been away for a while (somebody hurt my feelings) and my page looks like it contains viruses or something now. I don't know if that's just a fuck off to me. If it isn't then this is just a heads up. Dunno if it poses a risk to the site or not if it does consider this message a parting gift. I'm so so sorry user:deadpriest 22:36

Grease Monkey

I realise now my work here was done; there isn't anywhere else it suited me to edit and I'd have just have been reaching for shit I cared about, I couldn't give a fuck about internet/popular culture. Peace/See you in Hell user:deadpriest 22:40

Re I replied on your talk. - Zew0 17:57, 10 April 2016 (EDT)

Nintendo4life

Looked through their contribs and compared them to 03bgood's, it's the same spam edits to some of the same articles before such as MrEnter, Spax3, and an ultra combo of edits to his own article. Even other users such as Ivo and Lulzkiller pointed out this guy's spam. Banned him under the assumption that it was a sockpuppet of 03's. 1sam234 17:51, 11 April 2016 (EDT)

You are still alive?

Damn. Waste of good bubbly water. CobaltCat 05:35, 19 April 2016 (EDT)

S5 Notice and Letter Before Action

Unfortunately, as the response to my complaint was 'fuck off', so ...

S5 Notice

NOTICE OF COMPLAINT SECTION 5, DEFAMATION ACT 2013 (UNITED KINGDOM) The Defamation (Operators of Websites) Regulations 2013 SI 2013/3028

In this notice DA refers to the Defamation Act 2013 and DAR refers to Statutory Instrument 2013/3028 also called The Defamation (Operators of Websites) Regulations

THIS DOCUMENT IS A COMPLAINT UNDER DA SECTION 5 (3) (b).

DA s5 (6) (a) My name is Samuel Smith, I also use the pen name Matthew Hopkins (a historic figure) DAR s2 (a) The email address at which I may be contacted is [email protected]

DA s5 (6) (c) The statements complained of are at the following URLs - (I) https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Vordrak

DA s5 (6) (b) and DAR s2 (b) – (c) The statements complained of read - (I) '"[...]KNOWN CHILD MOLESTOR[...]"' and '"[...] Samuel Collingwood Smith is a Pedophile and Child Rapist [...]"' and all of the associated statements under that heading

• The defamatory meaning imputed to these statements, accompanied by my photograph, is an allegation that I am a paedophile and child rapist.

DAR s2 (d) I confirm that I do not have sufficient information to bring proceedings against the authors of the statements, the users named LikeICare and KiwiDynastia because they are using pseudonyms and do not give contact details and because it is the policy of the website Encyclopedia Dramatica to conceal the identities of its editors and operators.

DAR s5 (e) I consent to my name and email address being disclosed to the users @LikeICare and @KiwiDynastia and anyway it is written above.

Letter Before Action

11 By the Mount Welwyn Garden City Hertfordshire AL7 3SY

Saturday, 14 May 2016

Dear LikeICare, KiwiDynastia and ED Bureaucrats,

Letter Before Action

I WRITE FORMALLY TO COMPLY WITH THE PRACTICE DIRECTION ON PRE-ACTION CONDUCT AND ALSO THE PRE-ACTION PROTOCOL FOR DEFAMATION

Basically, before suing I have to write you a letter that complies with these rules here - https://www.justice.gov.uk/courts/procedure-rules/civil/protocol/prot_def and if you fail to comply I may issue the Court proceedings and you may be ordered to pay my costs.

And so ...

NAME OF CLAIMANT - Samuel Collingwood Smith CLAIMANT ADDRESS - See above

DEFENDANTS - (1) The user of the website 'EncyclopediaDramatica.se', LikeICare (2) The user of the website 'EncyclopediaDramatica.se', KiwiDynastia (3) The operators of the website 'EncyclopediaDramatica.se', subject to their not responding in the correct form to the S5 notice above.

PUBLICATIONS COMPLAINED OF - Per the S5 Notice Accompanying this Letter

WORDS AND MEANINGS COMPLAINED OF - Per the S5 Notice Accompanying this Letter

REASONS FOR FACTUAL DISPUTE - The Defendant cannot possible prove these allegations, which are put up in retaliation because I got their friend's website KiwiFar.ms taken down by its host Gandi.net (which confirmed there really was child pornography there).

REMEDIES SOUGHT - Damages and an injunction. These would ordinarily be very large, but the Defendants may be impecunious so for the purposes of this action, will issue a claim for £10,000 but apply to amend when and if their identities are revealed.

An application for interim relief to remove the statements will be sought, along with an application to block the website entirely within the United Kingdom. Costs on the indemnity basis are sought for refusing to reply to the complaint in a reasonable fashion.

The user KiwiDynastia also uses Twitter and an order for disclosure of his identifying information will be sought. He may wish to avoid this.

Date for Response Immediately, and in any event no later than 9am GMT 16/05/2016.

Kind regards,

Sam Smith

I am not joking and see no downside to this. Draft N1 is below to underline the point ---> :)

CheckUser

Hi, I'm wondering if I could be granted CheckUser rights. I suspect a possible confidence trick: a single person using one account to "warn" me and gain my trust while using another account to attack me.

• Special:Contributions/Shen1986 – the account being used to gain my confidence.
• Special:Contributions/BigAl – the account being used to attack me.

Shen1986 was an old foe of Atlantid, but that was years ago, and the "Shen1986" that appeared here could be an impersonator trying to gain my trust. I might be wrong, but I find it strange that "Shen1986" would pop out of nowhere, years after his clash with Atlantid, to prevent "BigAl" from "trying to mislead" me. --JuniusThaddeus 07:36, 14 May 2016 (EDT)

Okay, thanks. --JuniusThaddeus 11:20, 14 May 2016 (EDT)

Ded

I thought you were dead. But once again you disappoint by your mere presence. CobaltCat 10:33, 6 June 2016 (EDT) Why you still not ded? CobaltCat 12:10, 22 August 2016 (EDT)

your misery keeps me alive ^reply 14:31, 22 August 2016 (EDT)

Reapplying

I've come back to reapply as an editor.JohnathanNiggers 16:19, 13 July 2016 (EDT)

Videoframe

You suck dicks. But on the Game Theory page, the videoframe is all out of wack. But if I put center tags around the youtube tags, it worked fine. That is a bit weird. CobaltCat 09:15, 31 August 2016 (EDT)

email

—  VX  03:00, 7 October 2016 (EDT)

Squeak?

Whoa, what happened? I feel like I just woke up from a very long sleep. A lot of my stuff is missing, and my den has been vandalized. I'm going to need some time to recuperate. Hope you're well on your end. Vermin    13:59, 13 October 2016 (EDT)

Very funny, jerk. It still shows as Kittens. Not Kitties, but Kittens. Vermin    21:26, 15 October 2016 (EDT)

tbh i didnt do anything might be a caching issue. on some image pages it says i have a new message even though i dont. also check EDF ^reply 21:41, 15 October 2016 (EDT)

Yeah, that's what's showing as Kittens when I try to log in. Vermin    23:53, 15 October 2016 (EDT)

Mike the Græt

Mike the Great wants his sysop privs back. They were removed a month or so ago due to inactivity, but he seems to be active again now. — GirlOnInternet 23:55, 14 October 2016 (EDT)

eh i'll see if he sticks around and contributes in the main space. someone else might do it but those are my thoughts. ^reply 01:20, 15 October 2016 (EDT)

Understandable. Any thoughts on perhaps letting him have his EDitor privs back for now? — GirlOnInternet 01:52, 15 October 2016 (EDT)

quit jacking off your furry friends and give me axx. I have seniority, scrub. Mike the Great (talk) 05:43, 16 October 2016 (EDT)

If you thought this was bad, he's tempting me with his smelly feet on the forums. But as a senior you should know that privs aren't given to those who ask, they're given to those who work for them. Or to those who make generous site donations. Vermin    10:19, 16 October 2016 (EDT)

Somebody doesn't seem interested in my offer :L 18:35, 16 October 2016 (EDT)

Stop being a cunt and make yourself useful, Mike. — GirlOnInternet 19:17, 16 October 2016 (EDT)

>make yourself useful

This coming from the only contributor on ED that doesn't put out #rektem Mike the Great (talk) 01:20, 17 October 2016 (EDT)

i cri evertim

http://imgur.com/a/9rQgA Mike the Great (talk) 16:17, 15 October 2016 (EDT)

4 ums

It worked this time. No more "kittens!" Looks like you need to re-op me though, because that didn't go through.

>Somebody doesn't seem interested in my offer :L

Lifting Blogs. Give it the weasel once-over, then set it, bruh! (And then give me my reward :>) Vermin    01:04, 17 October 2016 (EDT)

it is almost bed time so you can set it. i'll keep my end of the bargain (hopefully) tonight. you got sysop, if it isn't working try poking around. ^reply 08:34, 17 October 2016 (EDT)

Set. And I was referring to re-opping me on the forum. We shall rule together as the fur overlords. Vermin    21:53, 17 October 2016 (EDT)

you'd have to ask the other admins. forum mod isn't so easy to come by. ^reply 09:25, 18 October 2016 (EDT)

Shanks for the invite, but I don't have enough time to be active on the forums anymore, and politics on a satire forum aren't for me, anyway. I emailed you an early birfday card. Vermin    11:44, 24 October 2016 (EDT)

Arttackle

Hey, shanks, you must have liked the birthday card I sent ya. What are your thoughts on the article I wrote about you still existing? Just say the word and I'll delete it. I don't think we should be writing articles like that about staff anymore — we're a team here. A degenerate, yet productive team.  VERMIN  23:40, 26 October 2016 (EDT)

I'll see if I can find the birthday card. If I have an issue with content on the wiki I'll take care of it. ^reply 01:33, 27 October 2016 (EDT)

Oh no, you're not allowed to touch your own article, you know the rules. Paws off!

Your birfday card is here. I crafted it deeply from within my unwashed heart. Do you like it?  VERMIN  22:35, 27 October 2016 (EDT)

i'm gay ^reply 08:54, 28 October 2016 (EDT)

Happy Halloween!

  VERMIN  00:54, 31 October 2016 (EDT)

you're fucked if a weasel gets that close ^reply 08:50, 31 October 2016 (EDT)

I once told a guy that his mom fucked like a weasel... made him REALLY angry. Well, that and the comment about how his head was so far up his ass he could give himself a free colonoscopy. --Onideus 09:25, 31 October 2016 (EDT)

lol ^reply 10:01, 31 October 2016 (EDT)

Being an Alice Cooper fan, I'm sure you're aware of the opening verse from one of his hit songs: "Billion dollar baby. / Rubber little lady, slicker than a weasel. / Grimy as an alley, loves me like no other."

Anyway, while we're still on the topic of Halloween, would you set this as POTN for me, seeing as I'm now unable to? Shanks.  VERMIN  17:14, 1 November 2016 (EDT)

Make Faygo Showers Great Again — GirlOnInternet 17:20, 1 November 2016 (EDT)

you'll have to use the talk pages to suggest xotn content like everyone else ^reply 23:31, 1 November 2016 (EDT)

Or I can just not bother with that shit anymore.  VERMIN  00:15, 2 November 2016 (EDT)

OH LAWD

Does this mean I have to do actual work now, rather than just titting about for my own amusement? Sidecar 12:50, 2 November 2016 (EDT)

• No, that's what the editors are for, apparently. All you have to do is stay lazy, drunk and high. You're a sysop now, dawg. • Krade 12:52, 2 November 2016 (EDT)

NEED Help with an article...

I fucked up 2 and a half years ago and made ago shit article with lies and slander and revenge porn on Sparx Traxx How do I get this shit taken down? I don't want to live knowing that I destroyed someone's life like this. Admins don't seem to understand. Maybe by you being a furry, you can understand a bit. Thanks. --Aero 05:21, 4 November 2016 (EDT)

i looked at the talk pages and you tried to put this fire out with gasoline. there is nothing i can do even if i wanted to. ^reply 09:15, 4 November 2016 (EDT)

Yo

The only reason I wrote that shiz to you on the forum was because you kept saying "if vermin fucks up, he's gone" all the time and I got tired of hearing it. If you interpreted it as something else, that's your choice, you know? I told the crats on the forum if they didn't want me on there, then I'd stay off of there, and I also wasn't gonna upload anymore personal photos of myself or write anymore furry fanfics etc because it annoys people and I'm not here to do that. That was an act of troll's past. I can move on from it, so I don't see why anyone else can't.

You're the one who told me to go back to the forums after I originally said I wasn't going to (can't link to it because you deleted my talk page) and started talking about uploading your foot pics to me in a thread, and saying "post nudes" on the sysop forum -- I wasn't even gonna do that shit anymore because it got on people's nerves, so I don't know why you would try to get me to do it, but it's whatever. It's like people invite me back to help out with the wiki, and I come back and write 3 articles and set some XOTNs, but then I get baited into upsetting people and then you take my privs. It's like, do you want me to maintain the wiki and write for ED or not, dog?  VERMIN  23:33, 5 November 2016 (EDT)

Breaking news: schnookums is two-faced. World is shocked --Likeicare 01:49, 6 November 2016 (EDT)

email fail

I may have signed up with a throwaway account, it was a few years ago. Try this one: side.car AT outlook.com Sidecar 11:29, 29 November 2016 (EST)

hey

fix your bot please. Mike the Great (talk) 05:01, 9 December 2016 (EDT)

hello! we've received your ticket. unfortunately after a careful review i am unable to determine what the issue may be. you're welcome to reopen this ticket and provide additional information and from there i'll know how to proceed. thanks again for using Encyclopedia Dramatica and have a wonderful day! ^reply 09:50, 11 December 2016 (EST)

pls don't go :((

••General Niggerson 15:16, 2 January 2017 (EST)

the other crats can confirm i've been wanting to retire for a while now. really i've lost interest in ED and i have other things i want to do. you can always find me in irc. /query Schnookums ^reply 15:26, 2 January 2017 (EST)

Aw, for real? You could have de-opped Zaiger or deleted the Main Page before ya did that, lol. Go out with a bang, you know?  VERMIN  15:35, 2 January 2017 (EST)

I fur one remember you as my first interaction with ED and hope you'll regard yourself as a "Sysop Emeritus" and intervene from Mount Olympus from time to time, when the occasion demands. Either way, I'm sure this isn't goodbye but au revoir. Go careful. Sidecar 17:17, 2 January 2017 (EST)

Ite, I respect your decision. Have gl with IRL stuff homes. ••General Niggerson 17:25, 2 January 2017 (EST)

Fucking rofls. mantequilla checked u. Also, regardless of what you think of me, It's nice having u around every now and again. Mike the Great (talk) 00:34, 3 January 2017 (EDT)

He is being a fucking baby, he will be back. And no what he said isn't true he has given me no warning that he is sick of ED. --Mantequilla (talk) 20:06, 2 January 2017 (EST)

If that's what you wanna think :>  VERMIN  23:26, 2 January 2017 (EST)

At least show your dick before leaving, faggot. CobaltCat 01:44, 3 January 2017 (EST)

Good luck with that, I'm still waiting on that foot pic from him!  VERMIN  08:33, 3 January 2017 (EST)

You will be missed Schnookums. Ivo Robotnik 00:59, 6 January 2017 (EST)

Peace thanks for the medals on EDF - (Al Gore) 01:00, 6 January 2017 (EST)

You were my mentor, my guru, my bro on ED. Hope you come back. - Zew0 19:09, 28 January 2017 (EST)

	“	Listen, and understand. That weasel is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, so long as there are edits to be made.	„
	—You lied to us :( - Zew0 12:50, 4 February 2017 (EST)