User:Explodingpiglets/Daload

Daload is the screen name used by a hilarious moron who often tries to set up "credit card trading" channels on irc servers while managing to fail in epic proportions. He first appeared on a now obsolete server, ffxmediax. Daload's antics and stupidity along with the IRCOPS' inability to keep him out will never be forgotten.

Daload: first strike

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[10:31] *** The channel topic is "[FFMediaX IRC Support] Help channel only || Don't bring personal/channel arguments in here || Just state your problem and it will be addressed by an available staff member ASAP || http://www.slproweb.com/products/Win32OpenSSL.html".
[10:31] *** The topic was set by Kefka on 04/17/2007 05:20:00 AM.
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[10:37] <Aile> o.o
[10:37] <kikkoman> Hello.
[10:37] <Aile> Hello. Welcome to FF Media X.
[10:37] <Aile> How may we be of service to you?
[10:37] <dalaod> does this irc allow privet channels that no oper goes in
[10:38] <kikkoman> I believe it does.
[10:38] <Kefka> That's according to what the channel is for. And you'd have to have a discussion with us about it, first.
[10:38] <dalaod> who owns this net
[10:38] <kikkoman> That'd be Kefka.
[10:38] <dalaod> i want to speak with them
[10:38] <dalaod> oh
[10:39] <kikkoman> So if you would like to have a private channel, ask us and we'll see what we can do for you.
[10:40] <Aile> We can discuss this in PM
[10:41] <dalaod> no
[10:41] <Kefka> No what?
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[10:41] <Kefka> ...
[10:41] <kikkoman> What the hell
[10:41] [Whois] dalaod is [email protected] (derlor)
[10:41] [379] dalaod is using modes +iwrsxz
[10:41] [378] dalaod is connecting from *@ip68-8-219-102.sd.sd.cox.net 68.8.219.102
[10:41] [Whois] dalaod has identified for this nick.
[10:42] <Kefka> What
[10:42] <kikkoman> Hold
[10:43] <kikkoman> Search on google for the ip
[10:43] * Kefka casts Hold
[10:43] <Aile> Kikkoman
[10:43] <kikkoman> Hm
[10:43] <kikkoman> hold your horses
[10:43] <kikkoman> it is on the gnutella
[10:43] <Kefka> Gnutella Network
[10:43] <Kefka> Yeah
[10:43] <Kefka> It's a proxy
[10:43] <Kefka> -_-
[10:44] <Kefka> [04/20][05:59.09AM] <&FFMediaX> ChanServ: Channel '#PowerTrading4u' registered by [email protected]
[10:44] <kikkoman> ...
[10:44] <Kefka> [04/20][05:59.22AM] -ChanServ- Description: only the best quality and reliability
[10:44] <kikkoman> That's a dead giveaway
[10:44] <kikkoman> uhhhh
[10:44] <kikkoman> Proxy, Credit Card trading
[10:44] <kikkoman> Super gline
[10:45] <Kefka> xD
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[10:45] <kikkoman> Excuse me sir
[10:45] <kikkoman> What is this channel you are creating?
[10:45] <dalaod> how do u lock secret key and secret
[10:45] <dalaod> pls
[10:45] <kikkoman> Wait
[10:46] <kikkoman> First you need to tell me what you are going to do in this channel.
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[10:46] <Kefka> ...
[10:46] <kikkoman> HA
[10:46] <kikkoman> Kefka
[10:46] <Aile> lol
[10:46] <kikkoman> Can I have at him
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[10:46] <dalaod> j
[10:46] <dalaod> d
[10:46] <dalaod> secret key pls
[10:46] <Kefka> What
[10:46] <dalaod> tell me it how to lock in channel
[10:47] <kikkoman> I don't think we'll be able to tell you until you tell us what you are going to be doing in #PowerTrading4u
[10:47] <dalaod> wtf
[10:47] <kikkoman> <&FFMediaX> ChanServ: Channel '#PowerTrading4u' registered by [email protected]
[10:47] <-- dalaod has left this server (User has been permanently banned from FFMediaX (Pi Pikaaachu.)).
[10:47] <kikkoman> :D
[10:47] <kikkoman> ok now lets make it more professional >.>;
[10:48] <kikkoman> Let me do it :P
[10:48] <Kefka> I did it
[10:48] <kikkoman> ;A;
[10:48] <Aile> no
[10:48] <kikkoman> Why not
[10:49] <kikkoman> Besides, you did it wrong
[10:49] <Kefka> I didn't
[10:49] <kikkoman> Well
[10:49] <Kefka> You can forbid the channel :P
[10:49] <kikkoman> It has an expiration date
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[10:49] <dalaod> mornnon tell me how to lock keys
[10:49] <Aile> I doubt he's smart enough to return
[10:49] <Aile> .....
[10:49] <kikkoman> Let me do oit
[10:49] <dalaod> pls
[10:49] <dalaod> tell me once and i go
[10:50] <dalaod> hopw lock
[10:50] *** Kefka sets a ban on *!*a@*.hsd1.nj.comcast.net.
[10:50] *** dalaod has been kicked from the channel by Kefka (Out (10005)).
[10:50] <kikkoman> what an idiot, that's incredible
[10:50] <kikkoman> DUH
[10:50] [481] Permission Denied- You do not have the correct IRC operator privileges
[10:50] <kikkoman> wtf
[10:50] <kikkoman> I can't gline
[10:50] <kikkoman> [10:50] [481] Permission Denied- You do not have the correct IRC operator privileges
[10:50] [481] Permission Denied- You do not have the correct IRC operator privileges
[10:50] <Kefka> What
[10:51] <Kefka> Wtf
[10:51] <Kefka> [04/20][06:05.56AM] kikkoman is an Network Administrator
[10:51] <kikkoman> ...
[10:51] [481] Permission Denied- You do not have the correct IRC operator privileges
[10:51] *** Enforcer removes the ban on WeatherServ!*@*.
[10:51] *** Enforcer removes the ban on *!*@FFMediaX-87B6342.hsd1.pa.comcast.net.
[10:51] *** Enforcer sets a ban on WeatherServ!*@*.
[10:51] *** Enforcer removes the ban on *!*a@*.hsd1.nj.comcast.net.
[10:51] <Kefka> lol an
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[10:52] <dalaod> tell how
[10:52] <kikkoman> No.
[10:52] <dalaod> i not bother much
[10:52] <kikkoman> First you tell us what you are going to do.
[10:52] <dalaod> just in my chsn
[10:52] <dalaod> chan
[10:52] <dalaod> with bots and person
[10:52] <kikkoman> I'm afraid we cannot do that until you tell us what this channel is for.
[10:52] <dalaod> for download
[10:52] <dalaod> um
[10:52] <dalaod> thing
[10:52] <kikkoman> >.>;
[10:52] <kikkoman> oh
[10:53] <dalaod> %)
[10:53] <Kefka> wtf
[10:53] <Kefka> %)
[10:53] <dalaod> <%)
[10:53] <Aile> x.x;;;
[10:53] <kikkoman> "images"?
[10:53] <kikkoman> or "programs"?
[10:53] <dalaod> yes if you want to say any
[10:53] <dalaod> pls tell lej
[10:53] <dalaod> key
[10:54] <dalaod> no
[10:54] <dalaod> how you lock in key so alwyas there
[10:54] <dalaod> and no people
[10:54] <dalaod> bots
[10:54] <dalaod> is bots
[10:54] <kikkoman> Wait
[10:54] <kikkoman> Why do you want a channel with no users?
[10:54] <kikkoman> That doesn't make sense.
[10:55] <dalaod> is bots i say to you once is bots
[10:55] <kikkoman> Why do you need bots?
[10:55] <dalaod> for trad
[10:55] <kikkoman> If no users can enter, you can't trade anything
[10:55] <Kefka> By the way
[10:55] <Kefka> Are you just Googling "IRC Proxies" or something
[10:56] <Kefka> Because the one you have is not very hidden
[10:56] <dalaod> wat
[10:56] <kikkoman> Yes, because the IP you are on is currently on the list of suspected proxies.
[10:56] <dalaod> i dont know how to use a google
[10:56] *** Kefka sets a ban on *!*a@*.hsd1.nj.comcast.net.
[10:56] *** dalaod has been kicked from the channel by Kefka (... (377)).
[10:56] <Aile> .....
[10:56] <Kefka> I'm sorry
[10:56] <Kefka> But
[10:56] <kikkoman> SWORDSMAN???
[10:56] <Aile> a google
[10:56] <Kefka> xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[10:56] <Aile> a google
[10:56] <kikkoman> XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[10:56] <Aile> A FREAKING GOOGLE
[10:56] <Kefka> HAHAHAHA
[10:56] *** Kefka removes the ban on *!*a@*.hsd1.nj.comcast.net.
[10:57] <Kefka> xD
[10:57] <kikkoman> XD
[10:57] <kikkoman> i cannot google
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[10:57] <dalaod> why do you bullying so much
[10:57] <dalaod> just tell a how to key lock
[10:57] <kikkoman> We have reason to believe you might be doing some illegal activity in a secret channel.
[10:58] <kikkoman> So we would like to know exactly what you want to do.
[10:58] <dalaod> yes you did
[10:58] <kikkoman> And if you do not tell us what you are going to do, we can't give you a secret channel.
[10:58] <dalaod> all ned is bot for trad
[10:58] <kikkoman> What does the bot trade
[10:58] <kikkoman> And with who
[10:59] <dalaod> many
[10:59] <dalaod> its trad many
[10:59] <kikkoman> How do they trade if they can't get in the channel
[10:59] <dalaod> no
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[10:59] <kikkoman> I'm sorry, but I'm afraid we can't allow yo
[10:59] <kikkoman> ...
[10:59] <kikkoman> k
[10:59] <kikkoman> I'm akilling
[10:59] <kikkoman> is that ok
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[10:59] <dalaod> hello i am new ehre
[11:00] * Aile collapses
[11:00] <kikkoman> Hello.
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[11:00] <dmwz> hello i am new person here you do not know
[11:00] <kikkoman> Hello.
[11:01] <dmwz> tell me if you have how to lock the key in a chans
[11:01] <kikkoman> I know how to do that.
[11:01] <dmwz> who owns thuis urc
[11:01] <dmwz> irc
[11:01] <kikkoman> I do.
[11:01] <Aile> X>
[11:02] <Aile> Yes he is
[11:02] <dmwz> in the motf it says another names
[11:02] <Aile> Kikkoman is a channel services provider.
[11:02] <kikkoman> Well, we do that to protect the privacy
[11:02] <dmwz> oh
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[11:02] <kikkoman> ...
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[11:02] <mark> hello i am new
[11:03] <mark> pls help
[11:03] <Aile> hi
[11:03] <kikkoman> Hello mark.
[11:03] <Aile> what do you need help with?
[11:03] <mark> with brining key on lick
[11:03] <mark> lock
[11:03] <mark> chans
[11:03] <mark> you kjnow
[11:03] <kikkoman> Ok, what channel would you like a lock for?
[11:03] <Aile> wow so many people want to know this...
[11:03] <kikkoman> I'll set one up.
[11:03] <mark> the server did not want to let me in one
[11:03] <mark> says kick
[11:03] <mark> you haev error
[11:03] <kikkoman> ?
[11:04] <kikkoman> What channel would that be?
[11:04] <mark> i did not
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[11:04] <Kefka> wtf
[11:04] <kikkoman> oh my gosh
[11:04] <kikkoman> They don't give up
[11:04] <Aile> i did not
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[11:05] [Notice] -ChanServ- Syntax: FORBID channel reason
[11:05] [Notice] -ChanServ- /msg ChanServ HELP FORBID for more information.
[11:05] <mark2> hello i am new
[11:05] <Kefka> ...
[11:05] [Error] mt: Unknown command.
[11:05] <Kefka> xD
[11:05] <kikkoman> XD
[11:05] <Aile> rofl
[11:05] <Aile> XD
[11:05] <mark2> x?D?
[11:05] <mark2> why is this
[11:05] <mark2> [mAlscRIPT6.6.6] * You were kicked from #PowerTrading4u by ChanServ (Suspected illegal activity)
[11:05] <mark2> new channel i want to join its not
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[11:05] <Aile> do you wan need a gamebot, sir?
[11:05] <Aile> darn
[11:05] <kikkoman> ILLEGAL SCRIPT
[11:06] <kikkoman> SEarch google
[11:06] <Kefka> ;A;
[11:06] <kikkoman> malscript
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[11:06] <jon> hellp
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[11:06] <kikkoman> WTF
[11:06] <Aile> lol
[11:06] <Kefka> wtf
[11:06] <Kefka> xD
[11:06] <kikkoman> XD
[11:06] [Whois] jon is [email protected] (derlor)
[11:06] [379] jon is using modes +iwsxz
[11:06] [378] jon is connecting from *@c-68-44-195-248.hsd1.nj.comcast.net 68.44.195.248
[11:06] [Whois] jon is online via Crimson.FFMediaX.com (FFMediaX.com Hub Server).
[11:06] [671] jon is using a Secure Connection
[11:06] [Whois] jon has been idle for 13 seconds.
[11:06] [Whois] jon has been online since 04/20/2007 04:04:01 AM.
[11:06] [Whois] End of WHOIS list.
[11:06] <kikkoman> I'll akill if he keeps it up for a while >.>;
[11:06] <kikkoman> but LOL
[11:06] <kikkoman> mark leaves
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[11:07] <Aile> hello
[11:07] <kikkamon> hello i own this net
[11:07] <Aile> ugjkfdshjksghldsf
[11:07] <kikkoman> You do?
[11:07] <Aile> XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[11:07] <kikkamon> what is x
[11:07] <kikkamon> d
[11:07] <kikkamon> ?
[11:07] <kikkamon> %)
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[11:08] [Notice] -OperServ- [email protected].* added to the AKILL list.
[11:08] <Aile> hi jon/mark/mark2/grandmaskitchensink.
[11:08] <kikkoman> Goodby kikkamon
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[11:08] <Alie> what
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[11:08] <Kefka> ...
[11:08] <Aile> O_O;;;
[11:08] <Kefka> xD WTF
[11:08] <Aile> LOL
[11:08] <Aile> LOOOOL
[11:08] <kikkoman> XDDDDDDDDd
[11:08] [Notice] -OperServ- [email protected] added to the AKILL list.
[11:08] <Kefka> I'm saving this
[11:08] <Kefka> xD
[11:09] <Kefka> [04/20][06:23.58AM] -Crimson.FFMediaX.com- *** G:Line added for *@c-68-44-195-248.hsd1.nj.comcast.net on Fri Apr 20 10:23:59 2007 GMT (from kikkoman to expire at Sun Apr 22 10:23:59 2007 GMT: :Suspected Illegal activity, no common sense, Impersonating opers.)
[11:09] <Kefka> lol
[11:09] <kikkoman> Watch he comes back with a proxy
[11:09] <kikkoman> erm
[11:09] <kikkoman> Another one
[11:09] <Kefka> I doubt it
[11:09] <Kefka> He's dumb as a rock
[11:09] <Kefka> xD
[11:09] <kikkoman> He probably isn't smart enough
[11:09] <kikkoman> XD
[11:09] <kikkoman> Yeah
[11:10] <kikkoman> NEVERMIND
[11:10] <Kefka> omfg
[11:10] <Kefka> xD
[11:10] <kikkoman> HERE HE COMES
[11:10] <kikkoman> XDDDD
[11:10] <kikkoman> Aile
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[11:10] <kikkoman> Hello Alie
[11:10] <Alie> who tells me what i didnt
[11:10] <Alie> what
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[11:10] <kikkoman> wait
[11:10] <kikkoman> lets hear it
[11:10] <kikkoman> XD
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[11:11] <kikkoman> Hello ircmaster
[11:11] <ircmaster> you must close this net down thanks
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[11:11] <kikkoman> HOLY FSCK
[11:11] <Aile> lol
[11:11] <kikkoman> XDDDDDDDDDD
[11:11] <Kefka> xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[11:11] <Kefka> HAhahash
[11:11] <kikkoman> We have to shut down
[11:11] <Kefka> Hahahah
[11:11] <Kefka> OH NOEZ
[11:11] <kikkoman> ONOZ
[11:11] <Kefka> TH EMASTER O FIRC HAS SPOKEN
[11:11] <Kefka> xD
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[11:14] <presidant> this networjk is illegal
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