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Ron Swanson

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Ron fucking Swanson is a godly libertarian from the crappy NBC sitcom, Parks and Recreation. He has been symbolized for his masculinity and love of meat since the start of the show. Though, he sets the bar for manliness and he is the most badass TV character in its pathetic history, he was once crowned as the woman of the year. He despises everyone except his dumbass colleagues including April *already dead inside* Ludgate, Leslipe *her face looks like it survived a nuclear blast* Knope, Andy *pre- all the super hero crap pratt* Dwyer and a filthy curry nigger who changed his sand-niggerish name (alternative term for ARABic) to Tom Haverford in order to become more successful in a circus that is US government.


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Ron Swanson and his stache

Fact : Ron Swanson was afraid of being on the internet, since he was afraid that niggers would rape his plump, hairy, juicy white ass.

Oedipus Complex

He has had an Oedipus complex his whole life and this fact is revealed by his confession that his ex-wives had the same name as her mother and he is completely ignorant about it. Well, I mean what did you expect from a white libertarian A-merry-cunt?

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