Bourg Productions

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Bourg Productions aka Edray1416 on VidLii (Powerword: Alex "Jonestein" Bourg) is a grassroots conservative commentator that likes to ride off the success (or lack of success depending on how you look at it) of True Capitalist Radio and Alex Jones. Alex Bourg as been around since the early days of YouTube, but no one really payed attention to him until Alex's mental issues came to light. Alex would go from a conservative nobody to one of the biggest jokes on the right wing of the political spectrum. Alex's main source of internet infamy came on VidLii, a failed shitty YouTube alternative that went nowhere, where he cucked out against a group of people who are slightly left leaning on a video about segregation. After Alex posted that controversial video that no one really gave two fucks about outside of triggered pink-haired feminists and filthy normie pleb Redditors that have invaded the website, Alex Bourg would go on a sperg out that would cause him to delete his channel in order to move his work to BitChute only for BitChute's community to completely destroy him. Alex's crowning achievement however, would be his shitty attempts at trying to land himself on ED without communicating with the staff directly. At one point Alex Bourg had his article deleted because it was nothing more than bogus website drama related to a website that not many go to which caused the ED staff to see that the VidLii niggers were trying to write a PA request on a internet nobody that no one with a sane mind should care about. Now that Alex has spread his drama that started on VidLii, but moved all over the internet wherever he goes, Alex Bourg would forever be known as an epic lolcow.

From Humble Beginnings, The Epic Life of Alex "Jonestein" Bourg

The story of Alex Bourg tells a simple tragic tale of a regular white man, who had huge dreams in life. Bourg's biggest goal in life was to one day become a filthy capitalist jew like his father David "Jonestein" Bourg who accumulated vast amounts of wealth by learning how to trade stocks, acquiring equity in property, and being a general smart business person. David Bourg being a successful businessman wanted to see his son be just like him, a young rich capitalist who would use his wealth to spread the word of God. Unfortunately for Bourg, things started to go downhill for him ever since that the once booming town he lived became FUCKING GAY. These GAY COMMUNIST NIGGER parasites destroyed everything white about the area, causing Alex Bourg and David Bourg to forever live in poverty. Alex Bourg got used to the ghetto life knowing that his Nintendo entertainment system can provide as a means of escape from the harsh world that was the communist utopia.

Nintendo could not keep Alex Bourg happy forever, eventually he will meet the day that changed his life forever. Bourg would later get cucked by a black man, an experience that would haunt his memory forever. A BASED BLACK MAN named Chad approached Bourg, Bourg had no choice. Bourg reached a flight or fight response. Bourg had to scream COMMUNIST NIGGER at the top of his lungs. BOURG'S LIFE WAS IN DANGER!!! THE BLACK FOLK WERE NOT KIDDING ABOUT GANG RAPE!!! This BASED Black man would forever make Bourg cry whenever he spots a black person. Things were looking down at poor Alex Bourg due to his traumatic childhood experience with the niggers so he and his dad rented out a farm to grow plums. David Bourg saved his life with plums when he saved his almost dead son who was almost getting murdered by a COMMUNIST NIGGER. A known story that was gathered from one of the townsfolk during a church congregation when Alex was just 9 years old, a few years after the BASED BLACK MAN had Alex running for his life. During church Alex Bourg punched the black preacher calling him a communist nigger causing his parents to ground him for a week.

Alex Bourg's parents were your typical household parents and they loved him. A few days after Alex Bourg was grounded, Bourg's parents told him a magical way that would get him out of poverty. Bourg's parents who were too old to work at this point with Bourg's mom being nothing more than a dying old corpse wanted Bourg to be a successful adult so they finally taught Bourg something that every scummy Millennial was lacking, responsibility. Bourg's parents told him that to be a responsible adult, you must already lick the boot of Israel and if you do not lick Israel's boots, you disrespect God's chosen people and go to hell. Bourg had a goal, one goal in mind. He would forever dedicate his live trying to promote the Israeli way in order to prove his half Jewish ancestry. The Jewish ancestry that was brought onto his live at a young age would forever shape his brain. Once Bourg learned about the existence of YouTube and began to find his favorite channels, he knew that he can promote his part-Jewish heritage forever using his fetish for lard, plums, and cheese to promote Israeli boot-licking.

The Average Life of Alex "Jonestein" Bourg

Bourg lives his live shoving lard up his ass like a LGBT pozzhole lover. His usual day consists of playing old Nintendo or Sega consoles, growing crops that do not grow because he is too busy playing games, dying alone, fucking the trees outside, or sitting on his fat ass eating lard. In other words, Bourg has proven himself to be as lazy as those who he criticizes. Bourg is basically the stereotype of a communist, a bunch of fat and ugly welfare leeches.

The Controversy in Bourg's Videos

One notable thing Bourg likes to do is paint himself as a controversial figure when there is no controversy. The only thing controversial in his videos is Bourg acting like a sperg when making his videos and acting like an even bigger sperg when being confronted with a topic that he can't debate or answer. Bourg is so bad at debating that he already looks insane.

Alex Bourg Magically Transforms into a NPC

Bourg being a huge failure at life and as a conservative commentator eventually made him into something he would never dream of becoming, a member of the Alt-Reject also known as Right-Wing NPCs, a series of unconnected people who are so pathetic that they are the joke of the very communities they represent. Bourg caught attention of a magic communist nigger known as Mike who constantly shouts NPC memes at his face.

Types of Videos

Bourg was known for doing various different types of videos all of which could be easily made fun of just by doing a simple look.

• Internet Pioneers - One look at the series will put you to FUCKING SLEEP. Known for stealing research from Wikipedia.
• Internet Insanity - A series of videos where Bourg takes the moral high ground by attacking people crazer than himself. Known for stealing research from ED or Kiwi Farms.
• Conservative Topics - Videos where he praises Israel as the land of God's chosen people despite variable proof that the Jewish people are traitors to Christ that is written in the Talmud.
• Plums, Lard, Cheese Videos (aka Health Advice) - A series of videos where Bourg fetishes plums, lard, and cheese. Those that do not know the difference between processed oils that kill people and real fats will go WTF due to Bourg's piss poor presentation and insane logic. In one video Bourg tells people that exercise is a joke because he doesn't like getting off the couch.