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User:Smudgeleaf/Teamrocketspikachu
The Abomination of Deviantart
TeamRocketsPikachu is the prime example why lolis should stay in the kitchen and off the interwebs. She's basically a fat autistic emo furfag that apparently bleeds snot when she's upset. Which is pretty much all the time. The girl can't draw worth shit and when she does draw it's usually "vent art", which is just her mary sue BAAAAAAAAAWING about how much her life sucks. (Wouldn't you if you looked like this bitch?)
In the Beginning
In 2008, our friend made the biggest mistake of her life. She went on the interwebs. She got her first computer from Mcdonald's. Yes, she stole a whole work computer, Big Mac in hand, from a Mcdonald's employee. (although he only used it to masturbate to sexy pronz) And the only reason the fat bitch got away with it was because no one at Mcdonald's actually cared enough to go after her. The richfags can fucking get an order of 9001 of those fucking things and still have enough to build the world's first Mudkipz ranch next to all the dead fatfags that got food posioning from their resturant.
Videos
Here is her first video up on Jewtube. Her art makes Mozart step back in awe.
Deviantart
As soon as she got a Youtube, the next logical step was to join the ranks of all the other talentless hacks on Deviantart by making her OWN account! WOW. Just look at that art! This person clearly needs moar views! And look, she has an original character! This person is just full of creativity! What? I'm not bleaching my eyes because these are the most horrible pictures I've ever seen in my life! I'm bleaching them because my eyes can't handle how good this art is!
CreepyPasta
Sometime at least last Thursday, SparklestheTeamRocketsCoyote became obsessed with creepy ravoli. Just like everything else, IT RUINED MAI LIFE I WANNA KILL MYSELF!!!!! ONEONE She made plenty of crappy pastas before she quit though, and can be viewed here.
http://trpspkmncreepypastas.deviantart.com/gallery/36236035
They're the greatest fucking thing ever and if you don't like it your a horrible person that laughs at 9/11 and Boston you fucking peice of motherfucking shit. Also, a great way to troll her is to call her the Pokepasta girl and/or ask her to critique your creepy spaghetti.
Depression
This bitch gets depressed alot. I mean, all the time. It's a fucking miracle she hasn't killed herself yet (although she would be doing the internet a favor by doing so). However, there's good news. As soon as she sees this article she will most likely drive to the nearest suicide convenience store, because they have those, right? (actually, she might have to have a helicopter arranged to airlift her there considering her weight) The reason she hasn't killed herself yet is probably because she's a woman and therefore isn't smart enough to figure out how to accomplish something as simple as an heroing. You can help her by giving her a shotgun to the head if you ever see her. Trust me, she wants to die. You're doing her (and all of us) a favor by doing so.
Reaction to this page
Unfortunately, when she found out about the page, nothing lulz worthy happened. Nothing but white knights encouraging her (although we all know they know they're only supporting her because they know she's a faggot and they feel bad) Also, THEY CALLED US IDIOTS SO WE'RE SUEING THEIR ASSES.
External Links
There's nothing like the taste of an unmilked lolcow!
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