User:Infoteddy/VVVVVV

VVVVVV is an indie flash game created by someone no one cares about named Terry Cavanagh and was originally released as a "beta" in 2009 to 4chan, for Windows and Mac OS X. Cavanagh decided this would be first shitty video game he would make money off of, and he put it up for $4.99 on the Steam store, yet everyone gave him all their shekels while sucking his cock. So, what do you get for paying five bucks to this jew? OMG FIVE FUCKING NEW LEVELS TO PLAY THROUGH THAN THE BETA VERSION!!!!111

Gameplay

The gameplay consists of you playing as a blue character that vaguely represents a man, trying to rescue five other differently-colored men, and using your special ability called "flipping", which is just reversing your gravity. Somehow this was original enough to warrant a whole game, yet all the levels are the same: you walk around, fail to get the "trinkets" because the game has shit hit detection, and at the end you rescue a bunch of niggers that don't move around. The only things that are different are the colors of the levels, and they change every time you go into another screen for no reason, except to make reviewers say "interesting" so Cavanagh can get his jewgolds.

Ports

In 2011, the interest for the game died down (not like there was much interest in the game any way) and Cavanagh was mad that he didn't get his daily jewgolds. The solution? Port the game to C++ to add a level editor, but be fucking lazy and pay some poor faggot named Simon Roth one cent for the entire game to be on Steam.

Needless to say, it worked. More people bought the game because they wanted to try out the new level editor, yet the levels made for them were as shitty as the original game, if not shittier. Cavanagh also told Roth to implement "internal scripting" into the level editor, so one day on the forums some fag would find out about and the game sales would increase because of it. After that he ported the game to Lunix, iOS, Android, 3DS, PlayStation Vita, and other obscure platforms no one cares about like Ouya and Open Pandora to get even more monies.