User:TabbyGarf/Drafts/Seasonal Waifus
Seasonal Waifus are a phenomenon that happens because of the retarded coomers' short attention span. When they see a new female in the block, they dump the previous one and worship the new gal. Because of this event, porn artists get LODS OF EMONE by trying to draw Rule 34 of the character as quick as possible, just like You when your mother is coming down the basement while you were jerking off to Undertale child porn.
How to end a Seasonal Waifu's "reign"
- Get viral about some new "hot" character
Notable "Waifus"
Bridget 2002
Moar info: Bridget.
Bridget is a character from Guilty Gear, "she" is blonde and is dressed like a nun. The reason she blew up is because it turns out it's actually a man. He is the origin of the "trap" term.
Zone-tan
Moar info: Zone.
Bowsette
2B
VTubers 2020 -
As if jerking off to Project Melody wasn't enough, now they worship 40 year old women LARPing as underage anime girls
Zero Two
Pink haired ripoff of Lum and Asuka.
Uzaki-Chan 2020
LOL BIG BOOBY WHERE ARE HER INTESTINES bla bla
Lady Dimitrescu 2020 to 2021
tall woman crush nigga balls yes
Samsung "Sam" June 2021
Moar info: Samsung Sam.
Corporate globalist plot designed to make coomers buy shitty Korean smartphones.
Failed abortions that everyone saw through immediately
Seraphine
Pink haired K-pop hot chip girl from League of Legends. Riot Games tried to have her form parasocial relationships with the simps who blow their disability money on prepaid gift game cards. This failed when it was revealed that she canonically uses the souls of dead people create her music. This led to her being one the few fictional characters to ever get cancelled on social media.