- Portals
- The Current Year
- ED in the News
- Admins
- Help ED Rebuild
- Archive
- ED Bookmarklet
- Donate Bitcoin
Contact an admin on Discord or EDF if you want an account. Also fuck bots.
User:Orcca/Sandbox
Hello there, Orcca. Welcome to your Sandbox! | |
---|---|
The sandbox is a great place for You to practice and improve your wiki markup and general editing skills. Please take note anyone can still edit your Sandbox. You shouldn't worry that much about that and on the bright side, it encourages collaboration and improvement.
|
|
|
Voluntary exposure to this article may turn you into a scalie. Please resist the temptation. |
Salazzle the toxic lizard pokemon (AKA stupid sexy lizard). Just by looking at this Pokemon’s appearance, you can obviously tell that she was designed just to give furfags a big scalie boner. But what hardens their cocks the most is that Salazzle is a female-only species. It’s true! Only female salandits can evolve into sexy bitches. The males are unable to evolve, meaning that they will never receive an attractive body.
Pokedex
—Sun. |
—Moon. |
Indeed, Salazzle is our main female protagonist for our new and upcoming anime. She’ll have an army of all-male Salandits that’ll support her on her quest for Furfaggotry. Just don't breathe in the perfumes because that’ll transform you into a scalie.
—Ultra Sun. |
—Ultra Moon. |
That's right ladies and gentlemen! If the males are unable to serve her queen with luxurious delicacies, Salazzle will punish them for not only slacking off on the job, but for refusing to fuck her pussy. No wonder why many furfags write their Salazzle fanfictions so stupidly cruel.
Dazzling videos
Previous Video | Next Video |